# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/241 "2005-08-19T17:03:08Z")
I’m in the mood to be desired. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/242 "2005-08-19T17:04:21Z")
Q: Are we not men? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/243 "2005-08-19T17:17:23Z")
I’m Abe Froman. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/244 "2005-08-19T17:22:36Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I’m Abe Froman. _gasp_ The Sausage King of Chicago?? ---
**Author:** ![aerodave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@aerodave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aerodave)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/245 "2005-08-19T17:22:54Z")
Well I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I’m Superfly T.N.T! I’m the Guns of the Navarone! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/246 "2005-08-19T17:30:53Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > _gasp_ The Sausage King of Chicago?? _pause_ Yeah, that’s me. ---
**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/247 "2005-08-19T17:34:12Z")
I–I hardly know, sir, just at present–at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/248 "2005-08-19T17:40:32Z")
And if you’ll be my bodyguard I could be your long-last pal. I could call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me **AL**! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/249 "2005-08-19T17:48:01Z")
Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/250 "2005-08-19T18:12:40Z")
I can’t live, if living is without you. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/251 "2005-08-19T18:32:41Z")
I’ve been to the mountain top. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/252 "2005-08-19T18:44:22Z")
Now\*\* I\*\* am the Master. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/253 "2005-08-19T18:45:40Z")
I’m a cranky old Yank, in a clanky old tank, on the streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu mama doin’ those beat-o, beat-o, flat-on-my-seat-o, Hirohito blues. I’m not the fig plucker nor the fig plucker’s son, but I’ll pluck those figs 'til the fig plucker’s done. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/254 "2005-08-19T18:46:36Z")
I’m fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/255 "2005-08-19T19:05:33Z")
I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/256 "2005-08-19T19:16:01Z")
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th January 1992. My instructor was Mr Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/257 "2005-08-19T19:20:02Z")
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts. ---
**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/258 "2005-08-19T19:24:37Z")
I am the egg man I am the egg man I am the walrus ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/259 "2005-08-19T19:32:24Z")
I am Melkor the Morgoth, Dark Lord of all Middle Earth! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/260 "2005-08-19T19:35:32Z")
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