# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/261 "2005-08-19T19:38:28Z")
Well bartender, it’s plain to see I’m that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee. ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/262 "2005-08-19T19:53:33Z")
" Who is it?" “Plumber.” I didn’t hire a plumber. Who is it!?" "Candygram” “What… for who” : “Plumber” … you’re… that crazy shark aren’t you?’’ : " No maam, I am just a dolphin… will you let me in please?" : “A dolphin! Ok!” ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/263 "2005-08-19T20:16:11Z")
I’m feeling very Lizzy Borden today. Watch out 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/264 "2005-08-19T20:38:23Z")
I’m so confused. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/265 "2005-08-19T21:40:28Z")
I’m TNT I’m dynomite I’m TNT And I’ll win that fight ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/266 "2005-08-19T21:40:46Z")
> [@CBCD](#): > > I think that I shall never see > A poem lovely as a tree. “… poems are made by fools, I fear, but only Schlitz can make a beer.” (with apologies to Mad magazine) ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/267 "2005-08-19T21:43:55Z")
I’m TNT I’m a powerload I’m TNT Watch me explode ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/268 "2005-08-19T21:47:12Z")
Well, why do _I_ have to be Mr. Pink?? ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/269 "2005-08-19T21:47:59Z")
I Am The Sea ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/270 "2005-08-19T22:01:45Z")
Every year is the same and I feel it again I’m a loser no chance to win. Leaves start falling Come down is calling Loneliness starts sinking in But I’m one I am one And I can see That this is me And I will be You’ll all see I’m the one ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/271 "2005-08-19T22:08:03Z")
I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/272 "2005-08-19T22:15:24Z")
I’m your ice cream man Stop me when I’m passin’ by ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/273 "2005-08-19T22:19:20Z")
If you’ve ever kissed in the summer rain If you’ve slept where winds and the snows have lain If you’ve ever heard a lonely train Then you’ve heard my voice And you know my name ---
**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/274 "2005-08-19T22:54:17Z")
I’m a little teapot. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/275 "2005-08-19T23:07:23Z")
I am not **Eve**. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/276 "2005-08-19T23:09:25Z")
I’m the only one who’d walk across a fire for you. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/277 "2005-08-19T23:28:14Z")
I am the Master… **and** the Comander. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/278 "2005-08-19T23:37:30Z")
I’m bad, I’m nationwide. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/279 "2005-08-20T00:13:54Z")
I am Elmer J. Fudd, miwwoinaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/280 "2005-08-20T00:34:20Z")
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