# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/281 "2005-08-20T00:49:25Z")
I see myself on TV I’m a faker A paper clown It’s clear to all my friends that I habitually lie I just bring them down ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/282 "2005-08-20T00:51:15Z")
I’m the very model of a modern major general. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/283 "2005-08-20T03:34:22Z")
Who on earth do you think you are? A superstar? Well how right you are!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/284 "2005-08-20T03:34:56Z")
I come and stand at every door. ---
**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/285 "2005-08-20T04:17:13Z")
I’m NOT cute! I am a huge and scary hunting machine! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/286 "2005-08-20T04:17:16Z")
Not a wake or a weddin’ for 5 miles a round me-self in the corner is not sure to be found. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/287 "2005-08-20T04:18:38Z")
I’m a jhack of all trades and a master of none. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/288 "2005-08-20T04:52:28Z")
I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch Oh the bitch is back Stone cold sober as a matter of fact I can bitch, I can bitch `cause I’m better than you It’s the way that I move The things that I do ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/289 "2005-08-20T04:57:20Z")
I am really something; that’s what you’d probably say. So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink while I dance the night away. I’m a dancin’ fool. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/290 "2005-08-20T05:31:39Z")
I am Joe’s liver. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/291 "2005-08-20T05:37:35Z")
Well, I was drinking last night with a biker, And I showed him a picture of you. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/292 "2005-08-20T05:39:09Z")
I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/293 "2005-08-20T05:46:15Z")
[Today I Am a Ham](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0671295675/ref=cm_aya_asin.title/002-8638806-1310437?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance). ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/294 "2005-08-20T05:48:56Z")
I am one single insignificant dust mote in Og’s Eye. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/295 "2005-08-20T05:54:48Z")
I live in hotels, tear out the walls I have accountants pay for it all ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/296 "2005-08-20T06:02:05Z")
Lou Cipher ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/297 "2005-08-20T06:37:52Z")
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the pebble in the shoe of crime. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/298 "2005-08-20T14:27:35Z")
I have been one acquainted with the night. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/299 "2005-08-20T14:40:59Z")
I’m a poet (I’m a picker) I’m a prophet (I’m a pusher) I’m a pilgrim and a preacher and a problem when I’m stoned. I’m a walking contradiction Partly truth and partly fiction. Taking every wrong direction on that lonely way back hom (With apologies to Kristopherson) ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/300 "2005-08-20T14:44:49Z")
Who in the hell do you think you are? Telling me what to do Who in the hell do you think you are? I’m old enough to take care of myself And big enough to take care of you. I’m going to grow my hair down to my knees I’m coming home if and when I please No more uniforms and boots Gonna go put on my jeans You’re just my mom and dad You ain’t the king and queen [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=16)