# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/301 "2005-08-20T14:46:45Z")
Damn it, Jim. I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/302 "2005-08-20T15:12:34Z")
I am with you always, even to the end of the age. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/303 "2005-08-20T16:09:20Z")
I’m down to my last cigarette. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/304 "2005-08-20T16:20:30Z")
H: I’m Homer Simpson B: Who? S: Homer Simpson sir, one of your organ donors in section 7-G ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/305 "2005-08-20T16:33:24Z")
I’m the one, I’m the one, the one they call the seventh son. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/306 "2005-08-20T16:35:42Z")
I am only what you make me, Come take me, I’m yours. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/307 "2005-08-20T16:40:45Z")
> [@Dr. Rieux](#): > > I am the Urban Spaceman No shit. I thought you didn’t, like, exist. ::looks disoriented, says “wow” a few times:: ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/308 "2005-08-20T16:59:10Z")
They call me the Admiral, and I am lord of all that you see here. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/309 "2005-08-20T17:13:01Z")
I’m not a reeeal doctor. I have a Masters Degree in SCIENCE! But, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night! ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/310 "2005-08-20T18:19:15Z")
Well, I’m a steamroller, baby I’m bound to roll all over you ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/311 "2005-08-20T18:34:46Z")
I wish I didn’t love you so. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/312 "2005-08-20T19:20:07Z")
[I am not Spock.](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0890871175/qid=1124565989/sr=8-3/ref=pd_bbs_3/103-0234287-9686204?v=glance&s=books&n=507846) ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/313 "2005-08-20T19:24:24Z")
I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/314 "2005-08-20T20:43:03Z")
I am not an animal!!! I am a human being!!! ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/315 "2005-08-20T21:54:06Z")
I’m not a number. I’m a free man. Ha, ha, ha ha… ``` Or ``` I’m the trigger hippie. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/316 "2005-08-20T22:51:52Z")
I yam whats I yam and that’s all thats I yam. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpine/32/17813_2.png) [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/317 "2005-08-21T00:40:56Z")
I am a 1920’s style Death Ray. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/318 "2005-08-21T00:48:02Z")
**I am all that is man!** ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/319 "2005-08-21T03:53:43Z")
I am the shadow you seek, though I found you long before you found me. I am with you always, watching, listening, waiting. Death follows in my wake, but I am not death. I have never lived, I will never die. I am. or I am Lamont Cranston ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/320 "2005-08-21T05:24:42Z")
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