# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/321 "2005-08-21T05:25:46Z")
> [@brachyrhynchos](#): > > I am not a crook. > > I am so smart! > I am so smart dammit. SMRT ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/322 "2005-08-21T10:57:55Z")
I’ll be there for you ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/323 "2005-08-21T13:53:22Z")
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man: No time to talk. ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/324 "2005-08-21T14:07:40Z")
I’m ugly, I’m ugly as sin, But beautiful’s out, ugly’s in. If you’re ugly like me, you’re in good company. There are millions of us who are ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/325 "2005-08-21T15:23:01Z")
I love, and the world is mine. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/326 "2005-08-21T16:36:34Z")
I’m bad to the bone. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/327 "2005-08-21T17:59:03Z")
I’m an accident just waiting to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/328 "2005-08-21T18:07:49Z")
I feel happy. I feel happy ! ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/329 "2005-08-21T18:21:40Z")
I want you to want me. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/330 "2005-08-21T18:45:11Z")
I’m the backdoor man, who the men don’t know … but the little girls understand. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/331 "2005-08-21T19:50:32Z")
I am the lone locust of the apocalypse; think of me when you look to the night sky. Conversely- This is John Galt speaking. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/332 "2005-08-21T21:33:40Z")
Good evening. I’m Chevy Chase, and your not. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/333 "2005-08-21T21:53:10Z")
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. ---
**Author:** ![Mickymoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Mickymoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mickymoo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/334 "2005-08-21T22:03:31Z")
I am the Anti-Christ I am the anarchist oh yes,i’m the great pretender :\> ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/335 "2005-08-21T22:28:48Z")
I’m Imp the Dimp, the ladies’ pimp. The women fight for my delight, but I’m the grandmaster with the three M.C.'s that shock the house for the young laa-deeez. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/336 "2005-08-21T23:54:44Z")
Baby, I am not from Havana! ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/337 "2005-08-22T02:21:36Z")
I…I live among the creatures of the night. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/338 "2005-08-22T03:04:51Z")
I’m over my head, but it sure feels nice. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/339 "2005-08-22T03:27:53Z")
I am the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Fall upon your knees and worship me in my invisibleness and purpleitude! or I am…Zorro! ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/340 "2005-08-22T03:35:25Z")
I’m an ol’ cowhand from the Rio Grande … and, as usual, I’m a day late and a dollar short, dang it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=18)