# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/341 "2005-08-22T04:14:32Z")
I’m… movin’ out. No, wait… I’m the piano man… no, wait… Where is Billy Joel when you need him? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/342 "2005-08-22T05:48:04Z")
I’m the type of guy who says, “The puddin’ is delicious.” ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/343 "2005-08-22T06:14:29Z")
I’m a researcher for _The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy._ ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/344 "2005-08-22T06:23:50Z")
I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid.” ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/345 "2005-08-22T07:56:17Z")
I think i’d rather be a cowboy. ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/346 "2005-08-22T08:20:20Z")
I’m slim shady. I’m the real slim shady. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/347 "2005-08-22T09:11:12Z")
I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/348 "2005-08-22T11:19:30Z")
I’m paranoid, sleeping with my finger on the trigger. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/349 "2005-08-22T12:33:06Z")
I’m hooked on a feeling. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/350 "2005-08-22T13:09:43Z")
I’m just sitting here waiting for you to turn me on. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/351 "2005-08-22T13:16:20Z")
I am outta here. I’ve followed this thread from the beginning, but frankly, this thing has gone on so long I’ve forgotten what’s been posted and what hasn’t. So adios, muchachos! I bid this thread adieu. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/352 "2005-08-22T14:12:59Z")
I am myself indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me. or: I am thy father’s spirit, doom’d for a certain term to walk the night and for the day confin’d to fast in fires until the foul crimes done in my days of nature are burnt and purg’d away. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/353 "2005-08-22T14:55:58Z")
Hey, hey, hey. It’s Fat **JThunder**! ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/354 "2005-08-22T15:12:44Z")
I am like the King of a rainy country. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/355 "2005-08-22T16:04:39Z")
I have to push the pram a lot … on second thought, let us not go there. it is a silly place ! ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/356 "2005-08-22T16:09:07Z")
I am the Jigsaw Man I turn the world around with a skeleton hand It’s only me from over the sea I’m Barnacle Bill the sailor I’m the son-of-a-bitch that named you Sue ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/357 "2005-08-22T16:30:43Z")
This is John Cameron Cameron, downtown Mars. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/358 "2005-08-22T16:48:09Z")
I am a gentleman in a dustcoat trying To make you hear… * * * I am defeat When it knows it Can now do nothing By suffering. * * * I’m super! Thanks for asking! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Can_Handle_the_Truth)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/359 "2005-08-22T16:56:55Z")
I am no prophet, nor the son of a prophet; but I was a herdsman and a dresser of sycamore figs. But the LORD took me from following the flock, and said to me, “Go, prophesy to my people.” ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/360 "2005-08-22T17:07:33Z")
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