# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/361 "2005-08-22T18:41:14Z")
I am not a Truth Teller. Everything I say is a lie. ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/362 "2005-08-22T19:46:58Z")
I am Legend. > [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > I \*AM \* the Kwisatz Haderach! So, what’s a “Cuisinart Hatrack?” ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/363 "2005-08-22T20:40:03Z")
I like to move it, move it … ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/364 "2005-08-22T20:43:46Z")
This is John Cameron Cameronovitch, downtown Moscow. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/365 "2005-08-22T22:17:20Z")
“Who are YOU?” said the Caterpillar. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/366 "2005-08-22T23:17:23Z")
They call me Mr. Tibbs. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/367 "2005-08-23T00:07:37Z")
I’m Fred G. Sanford. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/368 "2005-08-23T00:12:51Z")
Me Johnny Weissmuller. You Maureen O’Sullivan. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/369 "2005-08-23T00:17:12Z")
I float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/370 "2005-08-23T00:21:15Z")
I was born by the river in a little tent. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/371 "2005-08-23T00:22:36Z")
They call me MISTER PIG! ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/372 "2005-08-23T02:14:23Z")
I’m a chain round an A-bomb, I’m a train when I’m hateful! ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/373 "2005-08-23T05:49:21Z")
My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you’re gonna die! ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/374 "2005-08-23T05:53:19Z")
I’ve been a puppet, a pirate, pauper, a poet… a pawn and a king. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/375 "2005-08-23T05:56:35Z")
[I’m Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines.](http://sniff.numachi.com/~rickheit/dtrad/pages/tiCAPTJINK;ttCAPTJINK.html) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/376 "2005-08-23T06:03:27Z")
I am the resurrection and the life. I’m okay. Thanks for asking. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/377 "2005-08-23T07:22:30Z")
I’m the harlequin dancer, Watching music fall from the air like silvery dust. I do the blue-rinse shuffle with the beach-boy muscle! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/378 "2005-08-23T08:32:03Z")
I get no kick from champagne … ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/379 "2005-08-23T11:55:21Z")
I am NOT my possessions. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/380 "2005-08-23T12:26:07Z")
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