# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/21 "2005-08-17T05:19:22Z")
I’m Nobody! Who are you? Are you—Nobody—Too? ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/22 "2005-08-17T05:45:56Z")
I’m sleepy ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/23 "2005-08-17T05:46:40Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > **I’m Spartacus.** No, **I’m** Spartacus! ---
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/24 "2005-08-17T05:48:59Z")
I’m naked. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/25 "2005-08-17T05:58:45Z")
Je ne pas un pipe. ---
**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/26 "2005-08-17T06:42:51Z")
I yam what I yam. Popeye ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/27 "2005-08-17T07:14:14Z")
Who who, who who. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/28 "2005-08-17T07:32:24Z")
I am just a poor boy. ---
**Author:** ![gfloyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d2c977/32.png) [@gfloyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gfloyd)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/29 "2005-08-17T07:44:24Z")
I am woman, hear me roar In numbers too big to ignore ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/30 "2005-08-17T08:01:13Z")
Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste I’ve been around for a long, long year Stole many a man’s soul and faith And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I’m in need of some restraint ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/31 "2005-08-17T09:17:47Z")
I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue! Yoghurt, curd, cream cheese and butter’s Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo! I am Cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass And from my muzzle when I belch Oh, the ozone layer is thinner From the outcome of my dinner I am Cow, I am Cow, I’ve got gas! I am Cow, here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From BC to Newfoundland You can squeeze my teats by hand I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow! _– The Arrogant Worms_ ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/32 "2005-08-17T09:42:17Z")
i’m soft as glass … ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/33 "2005-08-17T09:50:22Z")
I am Adam. Prince of Eternia and keeper of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. Plus, I. Am. Ironman. In addition to which, I am a teapot, short and stout. ---
**Author:** ![Farmwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@Farmwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmwoman)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/34 "2005-08-17T10:17:32Z")
Questions…so many questions ---
**Author:** ![theLaughingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@theLaughingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theLaughingMan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/35 "2005-08-17T10:18:02Z")
I am an army of one. No, really! ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/36 "2005-08-17T10:23:33Z")
I’m a space cowboy. Bet you weren’t ready for that! Also, I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker. I sure don’t want to hurt no one. ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/37 "2005-08-17T11:15:30Z")
I’m no one special. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/38 "2005-08-17T11:17:46Z")
imthjckaz. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/39 "2005-08-17T11:21:04Z")
[robotic voice] I am Ironman! [/Ozzy] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/40 "2005-08-17T11:27:40Z")
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