# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/381 "2005-08-23T13:03:46Z")
I’ve been a cabbie and a stock clerk, And a soda-fountain jock-jerk, And a manic mechanic on cars… ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/382 "2005-08-23T13:15:55Z")
> [@Peanuthead](#): > > I’ve been a puppet, a pirate, pauper, a poet… a pawn and a king. I’ve been up and down and over and out And I know one thing: Each time I find myself, flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/383 "2005-08-23T13:18:46Z")
I still haven’t found what i’m looking for … ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/384 "2005-08-23T13:51:45Z")
I’m a rambling wreck from Georgia Tech. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/385 "2005-08-23T17:03:15Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > [I am not Spock.](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0890871175/qid=1124565989/sr=8-3/ref=pd_bbs_3/103-0234287-9686204?v=glance&s=books&n=507846) [I am Spock.](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0786861827/qid=1124817006/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-1584986-5875936?v=glance&s=books) ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/386 "2005-08-23T17:12:01Z")
I am the one who guided you this far. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/387 "2005-08-23T17:15:04Z")
I’m the one that keeps sneaking in your house and drinking all your beer. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/388 "2005-08-23T17:22:52Z")
I…I… I… I…I am the fritos bandito!!! I am also so very very sorry. ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/389 "2005-08-23T17:29:45Z")
I’m so good in bed; I’m proud to say: I’m my own best lay. All I need’s a dirty magazine, And a little hand cream, And I’m on my way. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/390 "2005-08-23T18:04:46Z")
I was born a poor black child. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/391 "2005-08-23T19:56:13Z")
I didn’t mean to turn you on … ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/392 "2005-08-23T23:27:40Z")
> [@saramamalana](#): > > I’m a Me-Who with an Exactly-What. > > I pray someone gets that. Nice S.S reference. Me, Tarzan. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/393 "2005-08-23T23:29:44Z")
My name’s Wapkaplett. Adrian Wapkaplett. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/394 "2005-08-23T23:37:27Z")
It ain’t me you’re looking for babe. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/395 "2005-08-24T02:30:05Z")
_Eheieh asher eheieh_ I Am That I Am ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/396 "2005-08-24T05:44:58Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > I’ve been up and down and over and out > And I know one thing: > Each time I find myself, flat on my face, > I pick myself up and get back in the race. > 😃 That’s life! I can’t deny it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/397 "2005-08-24T06:58:44Z")
I’m called little Buttercup. Poor little Buttercup. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/398 "2005-08-24T07:26:54Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > My name’s Wapkaplett. Adrian Wapkaplett. Of Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapkaplett, Looseliver, Vendetta, and Prong ? Well, I have this large quanity of string, 1220 miles of it to be exact, which I inherited … ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/399 "2005-08-24T12:23:55Z")
I’m a tweet wittle bird in a dilded cage… ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/400 "2005-08-24T12:50:20Z")
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