# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/401 "2005-08-24T13:57:59Z")
I am woman. Hear me roar. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/402 "2005-08-24T14:02:59Z")
I’m a Jew, a lonely Jew… I’d be merry, but I’m Hebrew… ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/403 "2005-08-24T14:50:38Z")
> [@Hentor the Barbarian](#): > > I am the one who guided you this far. Take what’s yours and be damned! ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/404 "2005-08-24T14:50:50Z")
> [@Hentor the Barbarian](#): > > I am the one who guided you this far. Take what’s yours and be damned! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rivulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rivulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rivulus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/405 "2005-08-24T14:52:49Z")
Mi chiamano Mimì, ma il mio nome è Lucia. or Je suis Titania or Erzittert, Ihr Verräter, die Strafe bricht herein. Hier stehe ich als Rächer; Ich selbst bin Eisenstein! Ja, ja, ich bin’s, den Ihr betrogen! Ja, ich bin’s, den Ihr belogen! Aber rächen will ich mich jetzt fürchterlich!.. …Ja, ich bin’s usw. ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/406 "2005-08-24T14:53:48Z")
Ich bin ein Berliner ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/407 "2005-08-24T14:56:29Z")
Ich bin ein auslander ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/408 "2005-08-24T15:02:36Z")
I am the morning DJ on W.O.L.D Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be The bright good-morning voice who’s heard but never seen Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/409 "2005-08-24T15:02:51Z")
I am surprised (that’s not to say that\* I am\* surprised, just that I’m surprised) that nobody has mentioned: I am-a Hen-er-y the Eight I am, Hen-er-y the Eight I am! And just in case someone _has_ mentioned that, well then… I am fortunes fool! ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/410 "2005-08-24T15:31:36Z")
I… I I have become. . . The sad man, The bad man. . . Oh, waitaminute. . . ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/411 "2005-08-24T15:33:54Z")
PLEASE tell me if anyone out there remembers this guy: Oooooh, you can call me Ray Or you can call me Jay Or you can call me Johnny Or you can call me Sonny Or you can call me RJ Or RJJ Or RJJ Junior But ya doesn’t have ta call me “Johnson” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/412 "2005-08-24T15:36:59Z")
I’m a locksmith. And, I’m a locksmith. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/413 "2005-08-24T15:54:48Z")
I’m Gumby dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/414 "2005-08-24T16:14:47Z")
I’m just a regular Joe With a regular job. I’m your average white suburbanite slop. I look football and porno and books about war. I’ve got an average house with a nice hardwood floor… ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/415 "2005-08-24T16:18:19Z")
> [@Hoopy Frood](#): > > I’m just a regular Joe > suburbanite slop. That’s “slob” not “slop”. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/416 "2005-08-24T16:19:14Z")
I am a lineman for the county. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/417 "2005-08-24T16:21:09Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I’m a locksmith. And, I’m a locksmith. Good one. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/418 "2005-08-24T16:26:02Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > Good one. Thanks. One of my favorite gags of all time, it is. [Booming]I am the Dwead Piwate Woberts![/Booming] ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/419 "2005-08-24T16:37:34Z")
I’m 2000 light years from home. But, I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/420 "2005-08-24T16:41:54Z")
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