# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Agonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@Agonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agonist)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/421 "2005-08-24T17:04:05Z")
I’m a mean green mother from outer space. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/422 "2005-08-24T17:06:27Z")
I got it bad and that’s not good. ---
**Author:** ![Agonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@Agonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agonist)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/423 "2005-08-24T17:08:16Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha. [counterpoint] I am Sancho, yes, I am Sancho! ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/424 "2005-08-24T17:39:02Z")
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. _{whips out sleeve gun}_ Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/425 "2005-08-24T17:42:45Z")
No one knows when I come or when I go; I am the wind. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/426 "2005-08-24T18:02:31Z")
Meesa Jar Jar Binks! _(Exit, pursued by angry villagers with torches and pitchforks)_ ---
**Author:** ![Stormcrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/0ea827/32.png) [@Stormcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stormcrow)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/427 "2005-08-24T18:21:05Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > [Booming]I am the Dwead Piwate Woberts![/Booming] I am no one to be trifled with. ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/428 "2005-08-24T18:30:56Z")
C’est moi. C’est moi, c’est moi, I’m forced to admit. It is I, I humbly reply The mortal who, these marvels can do, C’est moi, c’est moi, it is I! ---
**Author:** ![Agonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@Agonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agonist)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/429 "2005-08-24T18:39:59Z")
Allo, salut, sint yel, un hydook, she teraw, youbeera mah, primesh der, vericheera, Allo, Allo, sint yel, Picasso, Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek (Numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay!) ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/430 "2005-08-24T18:48:32Z")
I’m a crawling king snake and I rule my den. ---
**Author:** ![DfrntBreign](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@DfrntBreign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DfrntBreign)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/431 "2005-08-24T19:06:37Z")
I’m your captain I’m your captain 'Though I’m feeling Mighty sick ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/432 "2005-08-24T19:15:08Z")
I must be dreaming ! Where the devil am I ? ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/433 "2005-08-24T19:25:34Z")
I’m Mister Bad Example, Take a look at me! I’ll live to be a hundred And go down in infamy! ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/434 "2005-08-24T19:52:07Z")
> [@bauble](#): > > I am the morning DJ on W.O.L.D > Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be > The bright good-morning voice who’s heard but never seen > Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen I miss Harry. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/435 "2005-08-24T20:14:39Z")
This is Les Nessman saying good day and may the good news be yours. ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/436 "2005-08-24T20:14:54Z")
I am jack’s total lack of surprise. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/437 "2005-08-24T20:15:51Z")
I’m actually kinda cute, if you like my type. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/438 "2005-08-24T20:23:00Z")
I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/439 "2005-08-24T20:44:14Z")
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/440 "2005-08-24T20:45:30Z")
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