# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/441 "2005-08-24T21:12:57Z")
> [@ltfire](#): > > I miss Harry. > ☹ We _all_ miss Harry. ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/442 "2005-08-24T21:14:04Z")
I am a pool-shooting boy My name is Willie McCoy But down home they call me Slim ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/443 "2005-08-24T21:35:34Z")
I’ve been in this town so long that back in the city I’ve been taken for lost and gone and unknown for a long, long time. ---
**Author:** ![Cranky\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cranky\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cranky_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/444 "2005-08-24T22:17:06Z")
I am Marvin…and I’m so depressed! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/445 "2005-08-24T23:10:11Z")
We are the stars up in the sky, We gather wind so you can fly, We are the light when you’re asleep. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/446 "2005-08-25T00:05:57Z")
I’m a jazzbo dancer, I won’t answer every time you call. ---
**Author:** ![Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo_ate_my_hamster)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/447 "2005-08-25T00:27:43Z")
I am Torgo. I take care of the place when the Master is away. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/448 "2005-08-25T00:30:02Z")
I am but a pawn in a war of gods. ---
**Author:** ![Arhat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@Arhat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arhat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/449 "2005-08-25T00:48:46Z")
I am the Zomby Woof I’m that creature all the ladies been talkin’ about ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/450 "2005-08-25T00:52:19Z")
I’m the luckiest girl in the world! ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/451 "2005-08-25T00:59:29Z")
> [@bauble](#): > > We _all_ miss Harry. I was wild about Harry. Now I’m sad. GT ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/452 "2005-08-25T01:17:17Z")
" Hey, baby, I’m your telephone man You just show me where you want it and I’ll put it where I can I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling Because-a hey baby, I’m your telephone man" ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/453 "2005-08-25T01:33:31Z")
I fought the pounding waves and I met a watery grave. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/454 "2005-08-25T01:34:41Z")
I’m Bond, James Bond. ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/455 "2005-08-25T01:36:59Z")
We are the world, we are the children. ---
**Author:** ![sishoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@sishoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sishoch)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/456 "2005-08-25T02:03:59Z")
I am what I am. Prove me wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/457 "2005-08-25T02:32:52Z")
I am the one who flies upon the death-call. The one who’s name is invoked by the preists of oblivion, and where I ride none remain, save the vultures and carrion ants. ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/458 "2005-08-25T03:27:08Z")
Hello, I’m Johnny Cash. I hear that train a comin’… ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/459 "2005-08-25T03:28:46Z")
I’m Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/460 "2005-08-25T04:19:43Z")
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