# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/461 "2005-08-25T05:00:35Z")
I’m a nasty suprise! I’m a devil in disguise! I’m a footstep at night! I’m a scream of fright! All hear my warning: Never turn your back on The Ripper! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/462 "2005-08-25T05:16:39Z")
> [@Arhat](#): > > I am the Zomby Woof > I’m that creature all the ladies been talkin’ about I may be totally wrong, but I’m a dancin’ fool. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/463 "2005-08-25T05:20:17Z")
I’m the slime oozing out of your TV set. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/464 "2005-08-25T05:21:34Z")
I fought the law. The law won. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/465 "2005-08-25T05:39:31Z")
I’ve got the world on a string ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/466 "2005-08-25T06:37:29Z")
I’m Uncle Sam, That’s who I am. I’ve been hiding out In a rock & roll band. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/467 "2005-08-25T08:33:46Z")
Forget me. I’m no good for you … I’m sorry about Gromit. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/468 "2005-08-25T08:34:13Z")
I am hope. ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/469 "2005-08-25T09:08:56Z")
I am an antichrist I am an anarchist ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/470 "2005-08-25T11:35:29Z")
I’m Lester the Nightfly Hello Baton Rouge Won’t you turn your radio down Respect the seven second delay we use ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/471 "2005-08-25T13:02:27Z")
I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the deputy. ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/472 "2005-08-25T13:35:36Z")
Capitan Jack Sparrow at your service ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/473 "2005-08-25T13:40:34Z")
I’m Mr. Heat Miser! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/474 "2005-08-25T13:54:17Z")
They call me The Seeker. ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/475 "2005-08-25T15:21:00Z")
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/476 "2005-08-25T15:36:06Z")
I eat cannibals. Just polished off a couple for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/477 "2005-08-25T16:06:24Z")
I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition ! ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/478 "2005-08-25T16:07:59Z")
NO one exects the Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/479 "2005-08-25T16:31:05Z")
I am the magnificent! I’m back with a shack of a soul boss, Moose Turner Stormy Saddlesoap! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/480 "2005-08-25T16:37:46Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > I’m Mr. Heat Miser! Oh yeah? Well… I’m Mister White Christmas I’m Mister Snow I’m Mister Icicle [I’m Mister Ten Below!](http://members.aol.com/kcryan/snomiser.htm) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=25)