# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/481 "2005-08-25T16:41:12Z")
I’m so lonesome I could cry. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/482 "2005-08-25T16:42:51Z")
I don’t want **any** spam ! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/483 "2005-08-25T16:45:34Z")
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/484 "2005-08-25T16:56:42Z")
I am a lineman for the county, And I drive the main roads, Searching in the sun for another overload… ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/485 "2005-08-25T17:33:35Z")
Well, I’m a king bee. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/486 "2005-08-25T17:37:32Z")
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/487 "2005-08-25T17:39:33Z")
I was born in the wagon of a travelling show. My mama had to dance for the money they’d throw. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/488 "2005-08-25T17:48:58Z")
Who am I? WHO am I?! FUCK YOU! That’s who I am! ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/489 "2005-08-25T18:10:19Z")
I am curious (yellow). ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/490 "2005-08-25T18:39:15Z")
I … I ain’t got nobody. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/491 "2005-08-25T18:46:42Z")
It don’t bother me if people think I’m funny, ‘cos I’m a big rock star and I’m makin’ lots of money, money, money, money, money, money, money aaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![deeptread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@deeptread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deeptread)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/492 "2005-08-25T19:15:10Z")
I have become…comfortably numb. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/493 "2005-08-25T20:27:44Z")
I’m up in T.O. keepin’ jive alive. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/494 "2005-08-25T21:21:26Z")
I’m a rocket man. ---
**Author:** ![Arhat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@Arhat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arhat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/495 "2005-08-25T22:31:30Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I may be totally wrong, but I’m a dancin’ fool. Do you know what you are? You are what you is. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/496 "2005-08-25T23:15:38Z")
I was an oak, now I’m a willow. Now I can bend. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/497 "2005-08-26T02:13:12Z")
Now my name it is Mulvaney And I’m known quite famously People speak my name in whispers What higher praise can there be ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/498 "2005-08-26T02:24:44Z")
Of those who sailed the silver ships of Andilar, I am the last. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/499 "2005-08-26T02:49:25Z")
I’m chompin’ at the bit! I’m sharpein’ the axe! My palms are gettin’ wet, Whooooaaaaah! **Sweating bullets!** ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/500 "2005-08-26T03:08:42Z")
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