# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/501 "2005-08-26T03:10:21Z")
I am a camera ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/502 "2005-08-26T03:14:04Z")
I am a camera. No…wait…I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! You can call me anything but “late to supper.” ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/503 "2005-08-26T03:15:32Z")
“I am see-thru…I am Saran-wrap…” ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/504 "2005-08-26T03:19:03Z")
I used to be an animal But I’m all right now ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/505 "2005-08-26T03:33:28Z")
I’m the cream in your coffee. ---
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/506 "2005-08-26T04:26:52Z")
I am haunted by waters. ---
**Author:** ![Agonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@Agonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agonist)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/507 "2005-08-26T04:41:56Z")
Don’t you know me, Kansas City? I’m the new Berlin Wall! Try and tear _me_ down… ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/508 "2005-08-26T05:31:23Z")
I got a horse out in the country. Yeah, I get to see him, every second Sunday. He comes when he’s called. Yeah, he knows his name, Someday I will saddle up, and together we’ll ride away. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/509 "2005-08-26T07:45:17Z")
I’m your daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/510 "2005-08-26T11:56:12Z")
You’re the weak – and I’m the fury of evil men. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/511 "2005-08-26T12:27:25Z")
I just died in your arms tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/512 "2005-08-26T12:36:37Z")
I’m Jumpin’ Jack Flash. It’s a gas, gas, gas. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/513 "2005-08-26T12:57:57Z")
I can’t get no satisfaction ! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/514 "2005-08-26T13:00:40Z")
I’m rich! I’m rich! I’m fabulously well-off! Hoo-hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/515 "2005-08-26T13:26:42Z")
I’m a fool to want you ! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/516 "2005-08-26T13:42:55Z")
I think I can, I think I can… ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/517 "2005-08-26T14:40:15Z")
I don’t wanna work. I want to bang on the drum all day. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/518 "2005-08-26T14:50:50Z")
I’m no one to be trifled with! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/519 "2005-08-26T14:52:24Z")
I like to fuss I like to moan I like to stand on a chair and say “Leave me alone!” ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/520 "2005-08-26T15:23:52Z")
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