# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/521 "2005-08-26T15:28:22Z")
Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nuttin’ but the dog in me. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/522 "2005-08-26T15:33:13Z")
Nobody understands me, although I wish they would. Nobody understands me. I hate being misunderstood ! ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/523 "2005-08-26T18:26:35Z")
I’m just a bill Yes, I’m only a bill But maybe I’ll be a law someday [the Rock]\* It doesn’t matter what your name is!\*[/the Rock] ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/524 "2005-08-26T18:51:15Z")
You’re too smart for me. Yes, my name is Rumpelstiltskin! ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/525 "2005-08-26T19:27:58Z")
My name…is Jose Jiminez. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/526 "2005-08-26T19:44:03Z")
I never had much in the way of friends or family… My horse is the only pal I’ve ever known… ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/527 "2005-08-26T20:30:58Z")
I am a still small voice; listen closely to the silence and you can hear me. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/528 "2005-08-26T21:20:29Z")
I’ll never fall in love again ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/529 "2005-08-26T23:32:49Z")
I used to be all messed up on drugs. Then, I found the lord. Now I’m all messed up on the lord. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/530 "2005-08-27T00:58:36Z")
I’m Annabel Lee. I just want to make it clear that all that creepy stuff about lying beside me in my tomb was **not** my idea. Eeeew. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/531 "2005-08-27T01:49:12Z")
Hello. I am the person who will kill you. Goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/532 "2005-08-27T01:52:01Z")
With an axe? ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/533 "2005-08-27T02:12:14Z")
Careful with that axe, Regallag. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/534 "2005-08-27T02:21:42Z")
:: Hack! Slash! :: ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/535 "2005-08-27T03:54:15Z")
I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/536 "2005-08-27T04:27:52Z")
I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/537 "2005-08-27T07:48:43Z")
I’ve got those dinosaur blues from my hat to my shoes I’m so terribly blue oh, woe, what can I do I’ve got those dinosaur blues ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/538 "2005-08-27T07:52:37Z")
> [@Pixisis](#): > > Nobody understands me, although I wish they would. > Nobody understands me. > I hate being misunderstood ! You know, that’s funny- _I’m_ just a soul whose intentions are good… ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/539 "2005-08-27T09:28:18Z")
I’ve got a million of 'em. Haacha cha cha. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/540 "2005-08-27T15:29:57Z")
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