# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/561 "2005-08-29T16:03:38Z")
I’m as old as my tongue, and slightly older than my teeth. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/562 "2005-08-29T16:18:05Z")
My name is Ot-to, and I like to get Blot-to. ---
**Author:** ![\_seawolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e47c2d/32.png) [@\_seawolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_seawolf)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/563 "2005-08-29T16:27:44Z")
I’m not who you think I am. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/564 "2005-08-29T16:34:08Z")
[I’m Not Rappaport](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116601/) ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/565 "2005-08-29T16:55:35Z")
I am just a poor boy, though my story’s seldom told. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/566 "2005-08-29T19:50:01Z")
I just got back from the dentist. _Helen Reddy sings:_ I am frozen, watch me drool Pretty soon there’ll be a pool Of saliva on the floor around my cha-a-air… ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/567 "2005-08-29T20:01:29Z")
I just can’t imagine who would go and \ eat the baby ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/568 "2005-08-29T20:43:52Z")
I can’t give you anything but love ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/569 "2005-08-30T00:01:33Z")
I once was lost, but know I’m found. Was blind, but now I see. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/570 "2005-08-30T01:37:36Z")
I am the darkest past and the brightest future. I am your most horrific nightmare and your most sublime fantasy. But most importantly I am here, now, and I ran into you. That last fact is the one you will regret the most. ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/571 "2005-08-30T02:16:01Z")
It is as if I were one of those minor characters in a melodrama who gets shuffled offstage without ever learning how things turned out. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/572 "2005-08-30T02:24:56Z")
I’m picking cobwebs from the edges of my mind. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/573 "2005-08-30T03:37:31Z")
I am incredibly frightened by **Regallag\_The\_Axe**. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/574 "2005-08-30T04:29:30Z")
I’m the one who is setting your dog aflame. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/575 "2005-08-30T04:31:16Z")
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/576 "2005-08-30T07:15:47Z")
I’m Dickens, He’s Fenster. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/577 "2005-08-30T07:19:03Z")
My name is little Bongo. I sing my little song-o. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/578 "2005-08-30T07:32:07Z")
I am just a new boy. A stranger in this town. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/579 "2005-08-30T09:33:24Z")
I can’t promise that I’ll grow those wings, or keep this tarnished halo shined. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/580 "2005-08-30T12:43:01Z")
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