# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/41 "2005-08-17T11:36:57Z")
I think, therefore. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/42 "2005-08-17T11:41:32Z")
I am The Way and The Eternal Life. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/43 "2005-08-17T11:46:02Z")
I’m the asshole? I’m the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I’m outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/44 "2005-08-17T11:46:17Z")
Call me Ishmael. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/45 "2005-08-17T11:55:01Z")
I’m the Green Manalishi with the Two-Pronged Crown, or I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so, depending on which day you ask. ---
**Author:** ![williamweigand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b3f665/32.png) [@williamweigand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williamweigand)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/46 "2005-08-17T11:55:30Z")
I’m a believer… I couldn’t leave 'er if I tried. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/47 "2005-08-17T12:05:09Z")
They call me tater salad. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/48 "2005-08-17T12:06:26Z")
I’m a bad muthah…(shut your mouth!) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/49 "2005-08-17T12:08:59Z")
I’m the one…I’ve been here for you all along. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/50 "2005-08-17T12:38:18Z")
I am _invincible_ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/51 "2005-08-17T12:43:39Z")
I am the god of hell and fire. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/52 "2005-08-17T12:58:44Z")
I THINK…therefore, I AM! ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/53 "2005-08-17T13:01:48Z")
Me Grimlock! ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/54 "2005-08-17T13:17:09Z")
I’m only sleeping ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/55 "2005-08-17T13:18:45Z")
I am the rain king ---
**Author:** ![Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chance_the_Gardener)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/56 "2005-08-17T13:20:57Z")
I’m your only friend. I’m not your only friend, but I’m a little glowing friend, but really I’m not actually your friend, but I am Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Lightswitch, who watches over you. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/57 "2005-08-17T13:26:11Z")
I shot the sheriff. ---
**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/58 "2005-08-17T13:40:48Z")
I am a rock. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/59 "2005-08-17T13:40:59Z")
I am Zaphod Beeblebrox, Galactic President ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/60 "2005-08-17T13:42:26Z")
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