# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/581 "2005-08-30T12:50:45Z")
I’m masturbating like a motherf\*ck! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/582 "2005-08-30T14:58:32Z")
I’ve had my share of lovers, some say I’m damn good. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/583 "2005-08-30T16:56:13Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > We are Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Darn! Okay, never mind… We’re Beatrice… (You will be bought out?) * * * The one, the only, the original- TRUE BLUE JACK - Accept no substitutes! * * * TBJ ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/584 "2005-08-30T17:04:34Z")
> [@True Blue Jack](#): > > The one, the only, the original- > > TRUE BLUE JACK What a coincidence! _I’m_ True _Black_ Jack! ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/585 "2005-08-30T23:18:08Z")
Close your eyes, I’ll be here in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/586 "2005-09-02T21:08:09Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > What a coincidence! _I’m_ True _Black_ Jack! I’M -uh- _speechless_! * * * TBJ ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/587 "2005-09-02T21:12:31Z")
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it’s bad for you. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/588 "2005-09-02T21:14:32Z")
I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/589 "2005-09-03T00:34:31Z")
Well, I started out on burgundy, but soon hit… soon… hit… WTF is **in** this, anyway!? ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/590 "2005-09-03T01:52:25Z")
I’m leaving my family leaving all my friends my body’s at home but my hearts in the wind where the clouds are like headlines on a new frontpage sky my tears are salt water and the moons full and high ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/591 "2005-09-03T02:39:03Z")
I AM THE VIPER! I’ve come to vipe your vindows. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/592 "2005-09-03T03:03:08Z")
I’m a man of means by no means. ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/593 "2005-09-03T04:50:33Z")
I. am. Iron. Man. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/594 "2005-09-03T05:02:59Z")
Well, at least I’m no hollaback girl. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/595 "2005-09-03T06:25:19Z")
Trouble is my middle name. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/596 "2005-09-03T09:21:03Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > Trouble is my middle name. Hey ! Trouble is **my** middle name ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/597 "2005-09-03T11:43:02Z")
I’m not internationally known, but I’m known to rock a microphone. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/598 "2005-09-04T00:03:04Z")
My cannons won’t thunder. I’ve got no one to plunder. I’m an over 40 victim of fate. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/599 "2005-09-04T00:52:21Z")
I am the Ghost of Christmas Present, bearing tidings, so listen up. I’ve been feeling stressed ever since my shift was lengthened to start at freakin’ Thanksgiving. Then it was moved back to Halloween. More stress. One more thought about Labor Day, and I’m goin’ **postal.** Everybody clear on that? ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/600 "2005-09-04T01:25:02Z")
“I am,” (unfurls wings) “the Metatron.” I’m a MUSE, stupid! I’m a LEPER, dammit! We are the Bloodguard. I’m the One that I Want. I did not have sex with that woman. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=31)