# Who are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 31

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/601 "2005-09-04T01:26:50Z")

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[I am the living legacy](http://ntl.matrix.com.br/pfilho/html/lyrics/l/leader_of_the_band.txt)  
To the leader of the band

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**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/602 "2005-09-04T01:39:22Z")

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I’m lost in the shadows agan.  
Out where an Indian’s your friend.  
Where the vegetables are all green  
And you can pee right in the stream,  
I’m back from the shadows again.

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**Author:** ![Giant\_Spongess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@Giant\_Spongess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giant_Spongess)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/603 "2005-09-04T01:41:07Z")

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I am King…of the Echo People!!!

_laughs at semi-private joke_

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/604 "2005-09-04T02:11:28Z")

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I’m a stranger here on this place called Earth.

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**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/605 "2005-09-04T03:21:40Z")

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I’m a doctor. This is a medical emergency. Please let me through.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/606 "2005-09-04T04:05:42Z")

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I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate,  
A poet, a pawn and a king.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/607 "2005-09-04T04:31:18Z")

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I am not a shrimp. I am a king prawn, okay?

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**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/608 "2005-09-04T05:19:06Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> I am not a shrimp. I am a king prawn, okay?

I’m feeling a little crabby, myself.

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**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/609 "2005-09-04T07:35:24Z")

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And when all your advisers heave their plastic  
At your feet to convince you of your pain,  
Trying to prove your conclusions shold be more drastic,  
Won’t you come see me Queen Jane?

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/610 "2005-09-04T07:43:24Z")

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I knew I loved you before I met you

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/611 "2005-09-04T13:44:39Z")

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I think I’m going out of my head.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/612 "2005-09-04T13:57:04Z")

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Do I love you?  
Do I lust for you?  
Am I a sinner because I do the two?

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**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/613 "2005-09-04T13:57:58Z")

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**I’m** mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it any more!

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/614 "2005-09-04T14:09:38Z")

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I’m kickin’ new flavor in your ear.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/615 "2005-09-04T14:12:12Z")

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I’m cool like that. I’m cool like that. I’m cool like that. I’m cool.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/616 "2005-09-04T14:13:38Z")

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I’m countin’ down to the day deservin’ fittin’ for a King.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/617 "2005-09-04T14:14:55Z")

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I’m the Boy Genius.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/618 "2005-09-04T14:17:05Z")

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So dangerous, we so dangerous,  
My Flipmode Squad is dangerous.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/619 "2005-09-04T14:18:30Z")

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I’m going back to Cali. Styling. Profiling. Wilding. I’m sizing you up.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/620 "2005-09-04T14:19:46Z")

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I’m going, going, back, back, to Cali, Cali.

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