# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/621 "2005-09-04T14:20:51Z")
Mister Dobalina, Mister Bob Dobalina. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/622 "2005-09-04T15:11:07Z")
I just want to be chained to you. ---
**Author:** ![Shutterbug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Shutterbug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shutterbug)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/623 "2005-09-04T15:45:21Z")
I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. ---
**Author:** ![Shutterbug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Shutterbug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shutterbug)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/624 "2005-09-04T15:50:28Z")
> [@Pixisis](#): > > My name is Sam. > Sam i am. > I do not like green eggs and ham. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to steal your identity. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/625 "2005-09-04T15:55:02Z")
> [@Shutterbug](#): > > I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. eh hem. see post 114 ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/626 "2005-09-04T18:43:14Z")
I’d like to give the world a hug And tell it jokes and stuff And tie it up with bonds and straps And chase it through the rough. Ant pull it’s pants down to it’s knees And check it’s pants for change And leave it out at Moose Grin Hall With my uncle who’s deranged.\* \*to be sung to the tune of the Real Thing Coke commercial ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/627 "2005-09-04T18:51:05Z")
i will no longer drink while reading these boards ! ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/628 "2005-09-04T18:58:58Z")
I left my home in Georgia, headed for the Frisco bay. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/629 "2005-09-04T19:00:59Z")
I was born in a Greyhound bus, rolling down highway 41. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/630 "2005-09-04T19:06:29Z")
When you see me comin’, better step aside. A lot of men didn’t. A lot men died. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/631 "2005-09-04T21:31:41Z")
I’m feelin’ the same way all over again … ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/632 "2005-09-04T22:46:00Z")
I am so happy. I’m a happy man, yes I am. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/633 "2005-09-04T23:21:01Z")
I Arthur. I Arthur! ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/634 "2005-09-04T23:24:19Z")
I wasn’t born here. I just live here. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/635 "2005-09-04T23:26:50Z")
I love… lamp. I love lamp! ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/636 "2005-09-05T00:02:19Z")
Yes, I’m back! Well, I’m back! Yes, I’m back! Well, I’m back, …back! Well, I’m back in black, yes, I’m back in black! ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/637 "2005-09-05T00:15:40Z")
I’m looking for someone to change my life. I’m looking for a miracle in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/638 "2005-09-05T00:34:59Z")
I drink alone. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/639 "2005-09-05T01:30:40Z")
I woke up this mornin’ with the sundown shinin’ in I found my mind in a brown paper bag within ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/640 "2005-09-05T01:42:35Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Mister Dobalina, Mister Bob Dobalina. Ooh. Good one. Me, I’ve got zilch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=33)