# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/641 "2005-09-05T01:51:39Z")
I’m pleading the Fifth. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/642 "2005-09-05T04:05:19Z")
I’m the Mommy, that’s why! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/643 "2005-09-05T04:17:28Z")
“My name is Zoom, and I live on the moon, but I came down to Earth just to sing you this tune. Hey, Katie, it’s your birthday today!” That verbatim from a personalized birthday record my parents bought me when I was about 5 years old. Even more odd, are the overwhelming [Google results](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22my+name+is+zoom+and+I+live+on+the+moon%22) that I just pulled up, showing that I’m far from being alone with this particular memory… ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/644 "2005-09-05T04:42:53Z")
I’m standing upon the shoulders of giants. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/645 "2005-09-05T15:14:33Z")
I had a dog named Spot, Got hit by a car Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba Put his guts in a box and put 'em in a drawer Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba I forgot all about it for a month and an half Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba I opened the drawer and I started to laugh Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba Cause I’m a happy boy! Happy boy! I’m a happy boy Happy boy! Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/646 "2005-09-05T15:18:15Z")
I’m looking over My dead dog Rover Lying on the kitchen floor. One leg is broken Another is lame The third was run over Bya choo-choo train. There’s no use explaining The one remaining Was caught in the kitchen door, I’m looking over My dead dog Rover Lying on the kitchen flooooooor. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/647 "2005-09-05T16:25:00Z")
I’m old Bill Jones. Had two daughters and a song. One went to college, The other went wrong. Wife got killed in a free-for-all fight, I just keep singin’ From morning to night. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/648 "2005-09-05T17:35:54Z")
I got a baby’s brain and an old man’s heart. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/649 "2005-09-05T18:29:57Z")
I’m a very good shot. I practice every day. Well, not absolutely every day … but most days in the week. I expect I must practice, oh, … at least four or five times a week, or more really. But sometimes, I miss weekends. Like last weekend, there wasn’t really time … ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/650 "2005-09-05T18:55:45Z")
Hi, I’d like to check in. The reservation is under Inquisition, i-n-q-u-i-s-i-t-i-o-n, first name Spanish, s-p-a-n-i-s-h … … You _were_ expecting me, right? ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/651 "2005-09-05T19:50:50Z")
I wish you’d all stop bickering and eat me ! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/652 "2005-09-05T20:00:49Z")
I’m the Man from U.N.C.L.E. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/653 "2005-09-05T20:04:15Z")
i am not, and have never been, the man from Glad. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/654 "2005-09-05T21:13:41Z")
I Dream of Jennie. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/655 "2005-09-05T22:09:43Z")
You don’t have to call me darlin, darlin. ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/656 "2005-09-05T22:27:30Z")
Hello. I’m Johnny Cash. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/657 "2005-09-05T22:31:23Z")
I know a little about love, baby I can guess the rest. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/658 "2005-09-06T02:27:57Z")
I’m not talkin’ 'bout molybdenum… No, it’s “I’m not talkin’ 'bout Bolivians”… I believe it’s “I’m not talkin’ 'bout Meridian.” Actually, [I’m not talkin’ 'bout _movin’ in_.](http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/englanddanjohnfordcoley.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/659 "2005-09-06T08:45:33Z")
I would cross the endless sea I would die in ecstacy ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/660 "2005-09-06T08:58:41Z")
Here I am! Signed, Sealed, Delivered…I’m yours! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=34)