# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/661 "2005-09-06T09:18:45Z")
I’m dreaming of a place Where I can see your face ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/662 "2005-09-06T13:27:00Z")
I am of all faiths, after my fashion. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/663 "2005-09-06T13:43:11Z")
I’m the sheik of Araby. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/664 "2005-09-06T13:47:13Z")
I try so hard to show that you’re my every dream. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/665 "2005-09-06T14:00:09Z")
I’m Connor McLeod of the Clan McLeod. ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/666 "2005-09-07T21:29:53Z")
And I ain?t the lord no I?m just a fool Learning loving somebody Don?t make them love you ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/667 "2005-09-07T22:37:02Z")
You once thought of me As a white knight on a steed. Now you know how funky I can be. We’ll have good times now and then Without dollar one to spend, But how much money do we really need? ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/668 "2005-09-07T23:07:18Z")
I’m just sitting here waiting for you to turn me on ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/669 "2005-09-07T23:12:48Z")
I’m the one making all the noise in the _lost_ jungle. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/670 "2005-09-08T02:09:02Z")
I want to hold your hand. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/671 "2005-09-08T02:40:24Z")
George, George. George of the jungle. ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/672 "2005-09-08T03:41:17Z")
Some men need some killer weed and some men need cocaine. Some men need some cactus juice to purify their brain. Some man need 2 women, and some need alcohol. Everybody needs a little something but, Lord, I need it all… ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/673 "2005-09-08T03:57:28Z")
Well I’m a west coast struttin’ One bad mother Got a rattlesnake suitcase Under my arm Said I’m a mean machine Been drinkin’ gasoline And honey you can make my motor hum ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/674 "2005-09-08T11:28:33Z")
i’ll make love to you like you want me to ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/675 "2005-09-08T12:35:13Z")
I spent all my money in a mexican whorehouse, across the street from a catholic church. ---
**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/676 "2005-09-08T16:30:18Z")
Helloo, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. –Alright Mr. Burns, what’s your first name? I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/677 "2005-09-08T19:28:43Z")
I almost cut my hair today… ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/678 "2005-09-08T19:55:22Z")
I hanker for a hunk-a cheese. YAHOO! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/679 "2005-09-08T19:57:17Z")
I cried for you. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/680 "2005-09-08T20:06:12Z")
I tried to see you Sunday But I got so damned depressed. So I set my sights on Monday And I got myself undressed… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=35)