# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/681 "2005-09-08T21:04:32Z")
We are a justice sandwich! No toppings necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/682 "2005-09-08T21:10:27Z")
I’m with you. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/683 "2005-09-08T21:51:13Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I’m Connor McLeod of the Clan McLeod. And I am Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain. And I am at your service. or I’m Doug. Solamente Doug. And I’m outta heeeeeeeere. or (can’t resist another Highlander one) I’m Candy. (“Of course you are…”) ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/684 "2005-09-08T22:19:30Z")
I’m gonna rock on through Electric Avenue – and then we’ll take it higher. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/685 "2005-09-08T22:48:19Z")
Yeah well, I’m going crazy. Wanna come? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/686 "2005-09-08T23:09:59Z")
I’m Watcher In The Sky. I’ve seen universes die. Out in the cold, my systems overload, I’m here and lost in time, Watcher In The Sky. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/687 "2005-09-09T06:29:40Z")
I’m a wild heart looking for a home. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/688 "2005-09-09T12:31:18Z")
I’ve been lost now, days uncounted, And it’s months since I’ve seen home. Can you hear me, can you hear me, Or am I all alone? ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/689 "2005-09-09T13:06:55Z")
I can’t run in the hot sun. I won’t run in the mud. I’m over-aged for racin’ And I’m overweight for stud. But I can drink and I can fight A soul of whiskey glass. I’m goin’ down to Texas And be one more horse’s ass! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/690 "2005-09-09T18:30:39Z")
i’m the king of all that i see but i don’t see enough that’s the problem with me ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/691 "2005-09-09T19:06:48Z")
I am the way into the city of woe. I am the way to a forsaken people. I am the way into eternal sorrow. Sacred justice moved my architect. I was raised here by divine omnipotence, primordial love and ultimate intellect. Only those elements time cannot wear were made before me, and beyond time I stand. Abandon all hope ye who enter here. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/692 "2005-09-09T19:13:22Z")
I’m ready to go anywhere, I’m ready for to fade Into my own parade. Cast your dancing spell my way. I’m ready to go under it. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/693 "2005-09-09T19:59:21Z")
I am earth and water, fire and wind! My blade is sheathed in the blood of those who have opposed me, and my shield is decorated with their skulls. My mind is clear, and my path is set. I am the mighty, the feared, the one who shall rise and bring doom to all that is, was and shall be. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/694 "2005-09-09T21:37:26Z")
I’m the Emporor of Ice Cream. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/695 "2005-09-09T23:20:49Z")
You got me peepin’ you got me hidin’ You got me peep hide hide peep Any way you wanna let it roll Yeah yeah yeah You got me doin what you want me Baby what you want me to do ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/696 "2005-09-09T23:54:31Z")
I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/697 "2005-09-10T02:00:29Z")
The couple in the next room are trying to win a prize. They’ve been going at it all night long. I’ve been trying to get some sleep, But these hotel walls are cheap. Lincoln Duncan is my name And here’s my song. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/698 "2005-09-10T22:50:46Z")
My name’s Phil. Wanna blow off this boring scene and look for some excitement, some adventure? I’m from a different planet. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/699 "2005-09-10T23:40:29Z")
What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans? That he had wisdom? ---
**Author:** ![parthenokinesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@parthenokinesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parthenokinesis)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/700 "2005-09-10T23:45:03Z")
I’m your vehicle, baby, I’ll take you anywhere you wanna go. or if you prefer I am the Passenger, I see the world from under glass All of this belongs to you and me, so lets take a ride and see what’s mine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=36)