# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/701 "2005-09-10T23:50:18Z")
Blue Rahjah, master of Silverware, at your service. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/702 "2005-09-11T00:29:39Z")
I palindrome, I ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/703 "2005-09-11T00:40:57Z")
We are Chaos! Chaos is strong! ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/704 "2005-09-11T03:02:51Z")
They got a file on me and it’s a mile long And they say that they got all of the proof That I’m just another case of arrested development And just another wasted youth They say that I’m in need of some radical discipline They say I gotta face the truth That I’m just another case of arrested development And just another wasted youth ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/705 "2005-09-11T04:27:44Z")
I’m a hunka hunka burnin’ love. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/706 "2005-09-11T04:49:44Z")
I am the silence that asks and promises nothing. That is how I will set you free. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/707 "2005-09-11T05:00:55Z")
> [@sneezy5660](#): > > I am **The Lizard King**! No you’re not. I am. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/708 "2005-09-11T05:06:32Z")
Who I am is not important. What is important is that I bring you a message from the Great Masters. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/709 "2005-09-11T06:54:43Z")
I’m your Cadillac, baby, take you anywhere you wanna go. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/710 "2005-09-11T11:03:25Z")
I tell ya, I get no respect. When I was born I was so ugly, the doctor slapped my mother. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/711 "2005-09-11T16:11:47Z")
I’m with the band. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/712 "2005-09-11T18:57:14Z")
“I didn’t so much fall as saunter vaguely downward.” (With apologies to Pratchett and Gaiman) ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/713 "2005-09-11T18:58:51Z")
> [@Creaky](#): > > “I didn’t so much fall as saunter vaguely downward.” > > (With apologies to Pratchett and Gaiman) Well, I gave my flaming sword to Adam, because Eve was _expecting_. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/714 "2005-09-11T19:03:46Z")
> [@Pixisis](#): > > Well, I gave my flaming sword to Adam, because Eve was _expecting_. Oh, yeah? I still say you \*lost \* it and she just happened to pick it up! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/715 "2005-09-11T19:10:06Z")
I am not your mother. Yes, I actually _am_ a snort. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/716 "2005-09-11T19:33:06Z")
Oh, my nose is plain enough: it’s my mouth that men remember ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/717 "2005-09-11T19:45:42Z")
I am, I said. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/718 "2005-09-11T19:49:56Z")
“I saw the best minds of my generation . . .” . . . I’m appalled. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/719 "2005-09-11T19:52:03Z")
I’m not as assassin. Killing is more of a hobby with me. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/720 "2005-09-11T19:55:37Z")
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