# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/61 "2005-08-17T13:45:59Z")
I’m Brian!!! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/62 "2005-08-17T13:46:45Z")
I am Mr. Wrong ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/63 "2005-08-17T14:03:43Z")
i’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side … ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/64 "2005-08-17T14:14:19Z")
> [@CBCD](#): > > I am _invincible_ You’re a _looney_. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/65 "2005-08-17T14:14:57Z")
I’ve had worse. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/66 "2005-08-17T14:21:28Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > You’re a _looney_. i refuse to be tarred with the epiteth looney simply because i’ve got a pet haddock ! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/67 "2005-08-17T14:28:46Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > I’m a space cowboy. Bet you weren’t ready for that! > > Also, I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker. I sure don’t want to hurt no one. Damn you, Maurice! I was going to use that one … ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/68 "2005-08-17T14:30:47Z")
I am Zardoz! Guns are good! The penis is evil! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/69 "2005-08-17T14:31:24Z")
My name is Lucifer please take my hand. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/70 "2005-08-17T14:32:48Z")
I’m a mean ole lion. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/71 "2005-08-17T14:35:37Z")
. . . and a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/72 "2005-08-17T14:36:49Z")
i am the alpha and omega … hey, it’s all greek to me ! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/73 "2005-08-17T14:46:47Z")
They call me Mellow Yellow. ( Quite rightly ) ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/74 "2005-08-17T14:52:35Z")
i tawt i taw a puddy tat ! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/75 "2005-08-17T14:53:16Z")
I am the Black Goat with a Thousand Young. Iä! ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/76 "2005-08-17T15:02:37Z")
> [@OldBroad](#): > > I am a rock. But not an island? I’m the man! (Can’t you hear me laughing?) ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/77 "2005-08-17T15:04:13Z")
“I am I cried, I am, said I.” “Luke, I am your father.” “I’m as corny as Kansas in August.” ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/78 "2005-08-17T15:09:40Z")
[Ahem . . .](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6481787&postcount=41) > [@Tupug Anachi](#): > > I THINK…therefore, I AM! ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/79 "2005-08-17T15:11:20Z")
I’m on your side, sincerely. . . (gimme this, gimme that, gimme this, gimme that) ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/80 "2005-08-17T15:14:05Z")
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (that’s my name, too!) Also, I am, I am, I am Superman, and I know what’s happening. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=5)