# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/81 "2005-08-17T15:16:32Z")
> [@Sean Factotum](#): > > I’m the man! (Can’t you hear me laughing?) I keep meaning to talk to you about this hula hoop you sold me, but I never have the time, time, time, time, time, time, ticking in my head, time, time, time, time, time, time, ticking in my head … ticking in my head!!! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/82 "2005-08-17T15:17:51Z")
I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds! ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/83 "2005-08-17T15:29:16Z")
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/84 "2005-08-17T15:32:43Z")
I am a lumberjack, and I’m okay. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/85 "2005-08-17T15:46:40Z")
I like traffice lights … ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/86 "2005-08-17T15:47:11Z")
I am just a new boy… ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/87 "2005-08-17T15:48:42Z")
Bond. James Bond. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/88 "2005-08-17T15:52:59Z")
I am a material girl. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/89 "2005-08-17T15:53:29Z")
I am, I am, I am Superman ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/90 "2005-08-17T15:55:21Z")
I am the master of hundreds of workers they all look to me. Can I abandon them, how would they live… if I were not free?.. Eh, they’ll manage. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/91 "2005-08-17T15:57:47Z")
[family guy] “I am Neptune, conjurerof winds and sinker of ships!” “No, your not. I am, and you know nothing of my work!” [/fg] I am… **LUCIFER!** Angel of Light. **TORMENTOR!** Ruthless and cold. **CAST BELOW!** God of ice. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/92 "2005-08-17T16:01:13Z")
Today I am a man. [sub](Imagine my astonishment)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/93 "2005-08-17T16:23:12Z")
I am the wind beneath your wings. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/94 "2005-08-17T16:26:03Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > I’m Brian!!! I’M BRIAN FELLOWS!! ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/95 "2005-08-17T16:32:07Z")
I don’t know if I’m up or down, whether black is white or blue is brown. The colors in my life are all different somehow. Little Boy Blue’s a big girl now. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/96 "2005-08-17T16:32:08Z")
I’m just a poor boy, though my story’s seldom told. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/97 "2005-08-17T16:34:21Z")
I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/98 "2005-08-17T16:37:59Z")
I’m a mean, old man. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/99 "2005-08-17T16:40:10Z")
Mr. Plow thats my name, that name again is Mr. Plow! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/100 "2005-08-17T16:43:59Z")
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