# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/101 "2005-08-17T16:44:33Z")
[Bela Lugosi voice] I am Count Dracula. [/Bela Lugosi voice] ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/102 "2005-08-17T16:45:50Z")
I am Vince Clorto, keymaster of Gozer. Yes, have some. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/103 "2005-08-17T16:49:39Z")
Yo no soy marinero Soy capitan, soy capitan, soy capitan. ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/104 "2005-08-17T16:56:22Z")
Soy un perdedor. I’m a loser baby, so why don’t ya kill me? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/105 "2005-08-17T17:03:09Z")
I’m harmless. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/106 "2005-08-17T17:11:08Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > I’m harmless. 😛 Actually, I think you’re only _mostly_ **harmless**. ---
**Author:** ![Mint\_Julep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc79bd/32.png) [@Mint\_Julep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mint_Julep)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/107 "2005-08-17T17:12:10Z")
I am a 28 year old who got dumped by her 42 year old dentist/boyfriend after 6 years of dating. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/108 "2005-08-17T17:18:46Z")
We are Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/109 "2005-08-17T17:24:46Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > We are Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. I am Locutus. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/110 "2005-08-17T17:36:55Z")
I am older than I once was, and younger than I’ll be. Also, I’m in the mood for looooove. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/111 "2005-08-17T17:45:21Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > Also, I’m in the mood for looooove. _Simply because she’s naked…_ Just popped into my head. 10 points for the movie reference because now it’s driving me nuts trying to remember. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/112 "2005-08-17T17:58:13Z")
sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy … ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/113 "2005-08-17T18:02:02Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > I’m just a poor boy, though my story’s seldom told. i’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me i’m just a poor boy, from a poor family ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/114 "2005-08-17T18:07:11Z")
My name is Sam. Sam i am. I do not like green eggs and ham. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/115 "2005-08-17T18:11:31Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > I am the walrus. Goo goo ga joob. Maybe I’m amazed! Sorry, **SR47** , but Straight Dope member **iamthewalrus(:3=** beat you to being the walrus, although he/she hasn’t posted to this thread. Goo goo goo joob indeed! Got one, got one, everybody’s got one / Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/116 "2005-08-17T18:25:44Z")
> [@Genghis Bob](#): > > [Ahem . . .](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6481787&postcount=41) Well…then…my name is mud. 😛 Okay, how about **I-Robot**??? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/117 "2005-08-17T18:48:52Z")
I am the one you’ll wake up beside, darlin’. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/118 "2005-08-17T19:06:41Z")
Call me Deacon Blues ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/119 "2005-08-17T19:07:47Z")
My name is Slartibartfast. I told you it wasn’t important. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/120 "2005-08-17T20:24:04Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > You’re a _looney_. I am wounded by your statement, Mr. Montoya, cut to the quick! What have I done to deserve this? (She sobs…sniffs…she’s actually quite sensitive…) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=7)