# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/121 "2005-08-17T20:36:00Z")
I am Arthur, King of the Britons. _insert coconut noises here_ ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/122 "2005-08-17T20:38:03Z")
I am half sick of shadows. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/123 "2005-08-17T20:44:04Z")
I am Keyser Soza. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/124 "2005-08-17T20:45:44Z")
> [@Genghis Bob](#): > > I am Keyser Soza. No … no … It can’t be! Noooooo!!! ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/125 "2005-08-17T20:48:46Z")
Hi. My name is Joe, and I work in a button factory. One day . . . ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/126 "2005-08-17T20:49:50Z")
I am Legion. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/127 "2005-08-17T20:51:26Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > I am Legion. So am I. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/128 "2005-08-17T20:52:52Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > I am Legion > > > [@Ethilrist](#): > > > > So am I. Me, too… ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/129 "2005-08-17T20:53:34Z")
Ah am _Frahnch_! Hwah do you zink ah haf zees out-_raaageous_ ak-cent, you silly keeng!! ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/130 "2005-08-17T20:55:18Z")
My name is Luka. I live on the second floor. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/131 "2005-08-17T20:58:10Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I am Arthur, King of the Britons. King of the 'oo ? ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/132 "2005-08-17T20:59:24Z")
There are those who call me … Tim. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/133 "2005-08-17T21:06:42Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > Maybe I’m amazed! > > Sorry, **SR47** , but Straight Dope member **iamthewalrus(:3=** beat you to being the walrus, although he/she hasn’t posted to this thread. Goo goo goo joob indeed! > Got one, got one, everybody’s got one / Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper Oh, fine. I am Captain James T. Kirk, of the Federation starship Enterprise. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/134 "2005-08-17T21:09:51Z")
I’m a steady rollin’ man, And I roll both night and day. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/135 "2005-08-17T21:12:54Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I am Arthur, King of the Britons. > > _insert coconut noises here_ Didn’t know we had a king. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/136 "2005-08-17T21:15:07Z")
No, no, wait … I am the Pirate King. (And it is, it is, a glorious thing to be the Pirate King.) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/137 "2005-08-17T21:15:55Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/138 "2005-08-17T21:38:11Z")
I’m running down the road Tryin’ to loosen my load I’ve got seven women on My mind, Four that wanna own me, Two that wanna stone me, One says she’s a friend of mine ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/139 "2005-08-17T21:48:32Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Oh, fine. > > I am Captain James T. Kirk, of the Federation starship Enterprise. Imposter! Everyone knows if you really were then that would’ve read: I. Am. _CaptainJamesTKirk_! Of. _TheFederationstarship_. Enterprise. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/140 "2005-08-17T21:56:52Z")
I’m a street walkin’ cheetah with a heart full of napalm! I’m the runaway son of a nuclear A-bomb! I am the world’s forgotten boy, The one who searches and destroys… Honey gotta help me please, somebody gotta save my soul! Baby, detonate for me! Yow! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=8)