# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/141 "2005-08-17T22:23:14Z")
Allow myself to introduce…myself. I’m Richie Cunningham. ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/142 "2005-08-17T22:24:19Z")
Today (echo), I consider myself (echo) the luckiest man on the face of the earth (you know). ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/143 "2005-08-17T22:26:32Z")
Believe it or not, it’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/144 "2005-08-17T22:30:38Z")
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII am everyday people! ---
**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/145 "2005-08-17T22:55:25Z")
I am **The Lizard King**! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/146 "2005-08-17T23:04:22Z")
I’m your ice cream man. Stop me when I’m passing by. Tripler All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy. ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/147 "2005-08-17T23:34:45Z")
I know you are, but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/148 "2005-08-17T23:44:58Z")
I’m a lonely little petunia in an onion patch… ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/149 "2005-08-17T23:58:41Z")
I may be moving to Montana soon. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/150 "2005-08-18T00:14:09Z")
I thank whatever Gods may be, for my unconquerable soul. I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/151 "2005-08-18T01:07:07Z")
> [@koeeoaddi](#): > > I may be moving to Montana soon. I’m _in_ Montana. For the next six weeks or so. Where ya moving to? When in Great Falls, one _must_ see the [Lewie & Clark Interpretive Dance Center.](http://www.fs.fed.us/r1/lewisclark/lcic/) Tripler ::shimmy-shake:: “Lewie and Clark went ::jiggle:: _that_ way. . .” ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/152 "2005-08-18T01:30:46Z")
Madam, in Eden I’m Adam Able was I ere I saw Elba A cunning linguist Gramma Nazi ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/153 "2005-08-18T01:31:13Z")
I can come in any kind of weather, That’s because me bag is made of leather. I don’t need no keys or locks, I can slip in your box, I’m your mailman. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/154 "2005-08-18T02:36:32Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > I’m _in_ Montana. For the next six weeks or so. Where ya moving to? Gonna be a dental floss tycoon. 😉 Sorry **Trip** , much as I love the grand state of Montana I fear that I won’t be relocating – it was a just some random old Zappa-o-bilia. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/155 "2005-08-18T02:50:36Z")
> [@koeeoaddi](#): > > Sorry **Trip** , much as I love the grand state of Montana I fear that I won’t be relocating – it was a just some random old Zappa-o-bilia. Ah, I see. I was wondering why anyone would want to come here. . . [sub]I sure as hell don’t care for the place[/sub] Tripler Montana? Feh. Give me North Dakota any day! ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/156 "2005-08-18T02:53:42Z")
I’m the other kind… ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/157 "2005-08-18T02:59:17Z")
I’m perfect. But apart from that, I’m stuck in the middle with you… ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/158 "2005-08-18T03:08:51Z")
I am rubber, you are glue… ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/159 "2005-08-18T03:17:12Z")
I look like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/160 "2005-08-18T03:30:05Z")
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