# Who are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/161 "2005-08-18T03:41:39Z")

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I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/162 "2005-08-18T04:05:42Z")

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I’m the King of wishful thinking

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**Author:** ![Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Can_Handle_the_Truth)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/163 "2005-08-18T04:15:15Z")

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I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect!

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**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/164 "2005-08-18T04:20:53Z")

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Hi. I’m Larry and this is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/165 "2005-08-18T04:22:26Z")

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You shall know, that I am **THE LORD** when I lay my vengence upon thee.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/166 "2005-08-18T04:30:31Z")

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I am the very model of a modern Major General  
I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral.

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/167 "2005-08-18T04:55:22Z")

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I am the eye in the sky, looking at you  
I can read your mind…

et cetera.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/168 "2005-08-18T05:03:47Z")

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I’m a dreamer. Aren’t we all?

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/169 "2005-08-18T05:53:56Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> Didn’t know we had a king.

You’re fooling yourself …

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/170 "2005-08-18T12:31:29Z")

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I’m stuck in the middle with you.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/171 "2005-08-18T12:43:20Z")

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My name is Jon Johnson, I come from Wisconsin.

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**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/172 "2005-08-18T13:11:33Z")

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**I AM** THE TICK!  
No, wait…I’m the one your Mother warned you about.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/173 "2005-08-18T13:16:35Z")

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Cubby! _waves cheerily_

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**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/174 "2005-08-18T13:24:06Z")

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I am a Man of Constant Sorrow.

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**Author:** ![LucyInDisguise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucyindisguise/32/18064_2.png) [@LucyInDisguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LucyInDisguise)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/175 "2005-08-18T13:24:48Z")

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I am the Eagle, I live in high country  
In rocky cathedrals that reach to the sky …  
I am the Hawk and there’s blood on my feathers  
But time is still turning they soon will be dry …  
And all those who see me,  
And all who believe in me  
Share in the freedom I feel when I fly!

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Actually, my name is the clue to my real identity …

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**Author:** ![AndyPolley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/176 "2005-08-18T13:27:39Z")

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I am smellin’ like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed…

what?

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**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/177 "2005-08-18T13:36:41Z")

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I’m a substitute for another guy

I look pretty tall, but my heels are high

The simple things you see are all complicated

I look pretty young, but I’m just back-dated, yeah

, What did you expect?

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/178 "2005-08-18T13:42:10Z")

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Thank god ! I’m a country boy. Yeah !

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/179 "2005-08-18T14:05:37Z")

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I Think, therefore, I Am.

Am I the first to mention this?  
On the SDMB? :eek: :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/180 "2005-08-18T14:17:19Z")

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Baby, I’m a-want you.

Baby, I’m a-need you.

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