# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638 "2005-10-03T20:56:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/1 "2005-10-03T20:56:36Z")
Well … ? [Who are you](http://www.tk421.net/character/)? I’m Galadriel. “'ello, my name is Galadriel Montoya. You looked into my mirror. Prepare to fry.” ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/2 "2005-10-03T20:59:59Z")
I am Yoda. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/3 "2005-10-03T21:05:08Z")
What the heck is a Kosh? ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/4 "2005-10-03T21:06:32Z")
**Yoda** , Baby! A venerated sage with vast power and knowledge, you gently guide forces around you while serving as a champion of the light. > [@](#): > > Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not - for my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life greets it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, and binds us. Luminescent beings are we, not this crude matter! You must feel the Force around you, everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/5 "2005-10-03T21:47:26Z")
> [@Danalan](#): > > What the heck is a Kosh? We are all Kosh. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/6 "2005-10-03T23:14:07Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > We are all Kosh. Not according to the [stats.](http://www.tk421.net/character/stats.html) Whatever I am, we’re fairly rare. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/7 "2005-10-03T23:20:02Z")
I am Ambassador Kosh of the Vorlon(sp?). ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/8 "2005-10-03T23:20:11Z")
I’m Spock. Whatever… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/9 "2005-10-03T23:48:48Z")
**Luke Skywalker** checking in. Got any Death Stars you need destroyed? ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/10 "2005-10-03T23:53:53Z")
I am, apparently, Captain Kirk. :raises eyebrow: Not likely… Hated that test, though. I wanted click yes on most of the options. First question especially, I think various friends would describe me as all of those. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/11 "2005-10-04T00:00:23Z")
Obi-wan Kenobi. _sighs_ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/12 "2005-10-04T00:01:35Z")
I’m Obi Wan but I have a real problem with some of those choices! ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/13 "2005-10-04T00:06:42Z")
I’m Worf. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/14 "2005-10-04T00:06:57Z")
and when I changed my answers to the “darker side of me” I became (naturally) Anakin Skywalker **Sneezy5660** , I am your … father? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/15 "2005-10-04T00:15:34Z")
I’m … I’m … \Wesley Crusher\. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go kill myself now. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/16 "2005-10-04T00:18:50Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > I’m … I’m … \Wesley Crusher\. > > If you’ll excuse me, I have to go kill myself now. oh but wait! you must save the ship first! ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/17 "2005-10-04T00:19:03Z")
I’m Kosh. I find the limited amout of choices in these type of tests to be annoying though. Peace - DESK ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/18 "2005-10-04T00:21:10Z")
I broke the website. All I get is an internal error with a picture of The Swedish Chef. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/19 "2005-10-04T00:27:34Z")
Apparently, I’m Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Engage! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/20 "2005-10-04T00:30:59Z")
Samwise Gamgee. I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry YOU. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638.md?page=2)