# Who are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638 "2005-10-03T20:56:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/43a26b/32.png) [@John\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_F)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/21 "2005-10-04T00:34:18Z")

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I am Raistlin Majere…whoever that is.

I do agree with this bit…

\*An intensely private individual that chooses actions with care, you strive to further your own skills and powers.

This happens because I choose it to happen!\*

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/22 "2005-10-04T01:02:54Z")

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> [@Spatial Rift 47](#):
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> I’m … I’m … \<i\>Wesley Crusher\</i\>.

Shut up Wesley. And for gods sake clean up that coding!! 😛

Captain Jean Luc Picard reporting for duty.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/23 "2005-10-04T01:16:13Z")

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> [@D.E.S.K.Top668](#):
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> I’m Kosh. I find the limited amout of choices in these type of tests to be annoying though.
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> Peace - DESK

The avalance has already begun. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

In any case, I’m John Sheridan  
w000t!

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**Author:** ![Starlite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Starlite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starlite)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/24 "2005-10-04T01:32:47Z")

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It appears that I am Luke Skywalker.  
I’m so embarrassed.  
\*

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/25 "2005-10-04T01:42:21Z")

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Jean Luc Picard.

Better than Wesley, but I’m not wild about the low number of answers or questions. And I have to wonder how they reach their conclusions.

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**Author:** ![gandalflute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df705f/32.png) [@gandalflute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gandalflute)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/26 "2005-10-04T02:24:46Z")

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Princess Leia

> [@](#):
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> A strong-willed herald of causes against injustice, you passionately strive to right the wrongs around you.
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> Somebody has to save our skins!

Yaaaaaaaaaay metal bikini! 😃

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/27 "2005-10-04T02:35:39Z")

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I’m Marcus Cole.

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> An honest and chivalrous adventurer that pursues just causes, you would sacrifice much to help others.
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> _I am a Ranger. We walk in the dark places no others will enter. We stand on the bridge and no-one may pass. We live for the One, we die for the One._

Man, it’s been ages since I even THOUGHT about Babylon 5…

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/28 "2005-10-04T02:43:25Z")

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> [@Danalan](#):
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> Not according to the [stats.](http://www.tk421.net/character/stats.html) Whatever I am, we’re fairly rare.

Ah, you seek meaning. Then listen to the music, not the song.

I too am Kosh. But that is obvious, for we are all Kosh.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/29 "2005-10-04T02:49:18Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> In any case, I’m John Sheridan

Me too!

Although i have to admit that i had no idea who he was. I’ve never watched _Babylon 5_.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/30 "2005-10-04T02:51:08Z")

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I’m Captain Jean-Luc Picard, and I’m not happy about it.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/31 "2005-10-04T02:59:08Z")

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A stern yet benevolent organizer who often knows best, your wits are keenly fixed on aiding efforts you deem worthy.

Now at this last we must take a hard road, a road unforseen. There lies our hope, if hope it be. To walk into peril to Mordor.

I’m not sure how I feel about this, it’s not what I was expecting.

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**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/32 "2005-10-04T03:16:24Z")

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Yet another Jean-Luc Picard.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

And don’t give me that sissy coffee cup. Give me a **real** mug, damn it! 😉

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\<\< Klingons on the starboard bow… scrape 'em off Jim! \>\>

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/33 "2005-10-04T03:21:16Z")

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I am Gandalf.

“A wandering spirit caring for a multitude of just concerns, you are an instrumental power in many of the causes around you.”

Does this mean I can finally learn the pointy-hat trick?

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/34 "2005-10-04T04:07:50Z")

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Yoda am I.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/35 "2005-10-04T04:12:23Z")

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I am Jean-Luc Picard Bleh!! I hated him. I must have some self Loathing issues.

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/36 "2005-10-04T04:34:41Z")

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> [@hillbilly queen](#):
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> I’m Worf.

You and me and no one else, so far.

That’s OK though, because he was hilarious on that South Park episode.

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**Author:** ![Exploding\_Kitchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Exploding\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exploding_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/37 "2005-10-04T04:36:23Z")

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Aragorn.

Putting your appointed path ahead of any inner conflicts, you make your own rules for the benefit of all.

If my life or death I can protect you, I will.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/38 "2005-10-04T04:41:17Z")

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I’m Gandalf as well.

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/39 "2005-10-04T07:34:36Z")

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apparently, i am Galadriel.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/40 "2005-10-04T07:40:12Z")

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I am Princess Leia.

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