# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638 "2005-10-03T20:56:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/41 "2005-10-04T08:05:00Z")
It says I’m Aragorn, but I differ in many key areas. I bathe regularly, I have no facial stubble, and I lack a penis. For now. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/42 "2005-10-04T08:56:28Z")
> [@John F](#): > > I am Raistlin Majere…whoever that is. > > I do agree with this bit… > > \*An intensely private individual that chooses actions with care, you strive to further your own skills and powers. > > This happens because I choose it to happen!\* A whinging, sickly wizard in some of the word “fantasy” ever to disgrace the name of “fiction”, who routinely head-games his doting brother and is obsessed with ruling the universe. Be very sorry for yourself. I’m yet another Yoda, though I’m sure I came up as Spock last time I saw this one. Either I lie my ass off, or the two characters are very close together. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/43 "2005-10-04T09:48:41Z")
> [@Bambi Hassenpfeffer](#): > > Ah, you seek meaning. Then listen to the music, not the song. > > I too am Kosh. But that is obvious, for we are all Kosh. Me too!! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/44 "2005-10-04T10:01:47Z")
“worst”. ---
**Author:** ![Spudo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/45 "2005-10-04T10:21:24Z")
I’m Marcus Cole. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/46 "2005-10-04T11:47:05Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > A whinging, sickly wizard in some of the word “fantasy” ever to disgrace the name of “fiction”, who routinely head-games his doting brother and is obsessed with ruling the universe. Be very sorry for yourself. > > I’m yet another Yoda, though I’m sure I came up as Spock last time I saw this one. Either I lie my ass off, or the two characters are very close together. I’m not much for fantasy fiction - which book(s) is/are that? ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/47 "2005-10-04T12:13:28Z")
I would tell you, but of course THE WEBSITE IS BLOCKED!!! Sheesh, frikkin’ firewall nazis. ---
**Author:** ![grey\_ideas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/dfb087/32.png) [@grey\_ideas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grey_ideas)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/48 "2005-10-04T12:13:57Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I’m not much for fantasy fiction - which book(s) is/are that? [Dragonlance](http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0140115404/qid=1128427904/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/202-4246851-9673412) series. I recently bought the trilogy again thinking it would be fun and a little nostalgic to reread it since the last time I read it was when I was about eleven or twelve (30 now)…I was wrong. grey\_ideas ---
**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/49 "2005-10-04T13:37:04Z")
Another Wesley Crusher reporting for duty. Got any ships I can rescue (after putting the ship in jeopardy myself first of course)? ---
**Author:** ![John\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/43a26b/32.png) [@John\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_F)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/50 "2005-10-04T13:53:27Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > A whinging, sickly wizard in some of the word “fantasy” ever to disgrace the name of “fiction”, who routinely head-games his doting brother and is obsessed with ruling the universe. Be very sorry for yourself. Oh man…I’m an A-hole? I demand my BMW. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/51 "2005-10-04T13:56:59Z")
I refuse to believe that I am Yoda–and am going to go kill my Yoda self, so that a new character can spring afresh from the er, loins of my creativity. I will accept nothing less than Gandalf or Galadriel at this point. Fie on you, evil quiz!!! DIE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/52 "2005-10-04T13:59:25Z")
I am Spock, son of Sarek. That test blows. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638/53 "2005-10-04T14:01:08Z")
YES!!! I am now Aragorn. MUCH better. (and hell, if I can’t have him, might as well BE him!). I can now go about my day, ignoring the “wrong” answers I put on the quiz… There may come a day…but it is not this day…heh [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/324638.md?page=2)