# Who Are You **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2001, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572 "2001-08-09T08:23:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/41 "2001-08-10T02:56:24Z")
Female, five-nine, 130. Dark hair, dark eyes. White girl. Practicing Episcopalian (practice makes perfect; I had to say it, hee!) \*\*Like:\*\*Smoking, cats, bourbon, working out, summer, shopping, Halloween. **Dislike:** Liver, tripe, winter, driving. Lately I’ve developed a real desire to own an eel. ---
**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/42 "2001-08-10T03:01:25Z")
I’m a female who is going to be 19 on August 13th. I am a pre-veterinary biology major starting my sophomore year at Wells College. I like beekeeping and llama showing (some or most of this can be found in my profile). I have long blonde hair and green/blue/brown/gray eyes. I am about 5’5" but feel short because all of my friends are tall. I am just out of my first relationship, so technically I am single, but on the rebound. I love animals, and currently in my house are 3 fish, a cat, a painted turtle (all mine), 4 baby turkeys, and a dog (who thinks she is their mom). (I like to use parentheses) I like all music, even country, but am mostly into classic rock right now. My favorite color is cerulean. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/43 "2001-08-10T03:10:02Z")
I am male live in Cal don’t like the heat here miss Idaho make movie models wonder why I am not happier love this MB ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/44 "2001-08-10T03:16:16Z")
I’m 33, 5’3", female, curves in the right places… and a few in the wrong ones, but I’m working on that. Black hair with blonde streaks to disguise the grey streaks, blue eyes. Two kids that are great, most of the time. Dog that…that… (sometimes I hate my husband). My frogs. I smoke too much, I drink too much, I… well, I do a lot of things too much, but that’s not entirely bad. Is it? I like reading, watching movies, driving with loud music blaring, that I should have outgrown by now…(alternative/punk). Currently I am a wine consultant. I was also a bartender for 10 years, assistant sommelier, stripper, webmistress (yeah, naughty stuff), and managed a shoe store. I’m a true crime and forensics addict, and my goal is to work towards becoming a forensics lab weenie. I’m very openminded, bisexual, somewhat engaged in the “swinger” lifestyle (some people have a problem with this), have entirely too many hobbies, love thunderstorms, and I’m never offended by the truth. I also spend way too much time at this place but I just can’t help it because it’s just too entertaining/enlightening! Welcome to the shared addiction we call SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/45 "2001-08-10T03:18:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultrafilter \* > \*\* > [sub]Stupid IMDB doesn’t have the rest of it…grumble, grumble…[/sub] \*\* I thought I knew you from somewhere. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there… [http://www.script-o-rama.com](http://www.script-o-rama.com) ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/46 "2001-08-10T03:22:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* > I’m not very fun to hang out with anymore since I quit drinking. \*\* Just wanted to add that Crunchy is a compulsive liar. He is a RIOT to hang out with. Once you break him out of his baseball addiction, anyway:) I can’t imagine someone being more fun, so I’m glad he doesn’t drink! ---
**Author:** ![Rossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@Rossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/47 "2001-08-10T03:35:28Z")
This is me… [list] [li] I’m 22 yr old male, and alas, single :([/li][li] About 6 ft tall, 155 lbs, brown eyes, brown hair, dashingly handsome [sub]okay, so now I’m lying[/sub]:)[/li][li] Graduated from college with a Political Science degree in May, and now work for Uncle Sam. I’m going to be doing Intel for the Air Force as soon as I go to training in Oct.[/li][li] Like playing guitar, and listening to bands like Whiskeytown, Old 97s, Wilco, Uncle Tupelo, Replacements…[/li][li] Hi Opal![/li][li] I spend most of my spare time reading, and lately, reading this message board. I’m current stuck in a college town when school’s out, so there really is nothing better to do than that.[/li][li] I don’t really know how to cook, and subsist on frozen dinners and pasta.[/li][li] Currently living in Durham NC, soon to be in San Angelo TX[/li] I must admit, I don’t know why the “Hi Opal” thing is done, but everyone else does it, so I’m gonna conform. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/48 "2001-08-10T03:40:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*I can’t imagine someone being more fun, so I’m glad he doesn’t drink! \*\* Oh, you’re just being nice. I’m blushing. Or rather, I would blush if all the blood hadn’t just rushed to my um… nevermind. BTW - I didn’t notice any curves in the wrong places. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/49 "2001-08-10T03:58:07Z")
30, single female, 5’8. One seven-year-old son. Insurance broker I don’t have much to say. I’m not here to find a husband. ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/50 "2001-08-11T04:08:48Z")
18 year old male, black hair, brown eyes. About to start my second year of college in California. Majoring in computer science. My favorite TV show in _The Simpsons_. I like science fiction and martial arts movies, no matter how cheesy they are. Currently single. Spend my Friday nights on the SDMB. Unable to think of a witty remark to conclude this post with. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/51 "2001-08-11T04:27:23Z")
Ruffian, aka Laura IRL, here. My s/n is rooted in my love for horse racing (Ruffian was a brilliant racemare who died tragically in 1975) as well as its rough-n-tumble suggestions. 28, newlywed of 4 months, living in Southern California. 5’7", dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, fair skin. I’m not overweight, but I’m not where I would like to be. Then again, who is? Some tidbits of random info, as copied from my web site: I teach 5th grade to second language learners in a low income area. Insane as this may sound, I truly love what I do. I’m an animal freak who tries to keep her Pet Habit in check. Currently, we have two cats (see below) and an aquarium. In the classroom, I have a 4’ albino corn snake, Henry, and a parakeet, Lucky (who randomly flew into my classroom during a lesson one day after apparently getting away from his previous owner). I’m a horse, and horse racing, fanatic. One day I WILL own a horse, but until then, I’ll be restarting riding lessons in the summer. Speaking of horse racing, I’m friends with the Headleys, who train last year’s champion sprinter Kona Gold. Whenever he runs, we both try to make it out to cheer him on. A web site in honor of this speedy gelding may be going up over the summer. I hate pink. I hate frilly and froo froo. I hate princessy attitudes, and I hate prissiness. I’m all for being feminine, just not a wuss. As a result of the point above, planning the wedding was a bit annoying as everyone seemed interested in what I wanted, but not Brian. “It’s YOUR day!” became the most annoying phrase uttered in my presence during this time period. Hello! It’s OUR day! I don’t have any tattoos, but still fancy the idea. I just can’t stand the thought of a sagging tattoo. My favorite flower is a gerbera daisy…they’re just so happy! Second favorite flower is a phalanopsis orchid–although it’s not mutual. They scream, shrivel up, and rot as soon as I bring them home from the nursery. I’m a wanna-be writer. Well, I am a writer, I’d just like to do it more frequently. So…there yah go. Pictures, etc, so forth, and so on are at my site (link is in my signature). ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/52 "2001-08-11T04:30:08Z")
Hey, Jane D’oh! So tell me about this job??? Hardygrrl You know your in both groups right. dlgirl What day do you turn 21? Mine is the 11th Weird\_AL\_Einstein I just filled out the application. I’m really good with people, and come-off looking profesional Nocturne The semester of college I took was a blast, and blasted I did get. Good luck Searching for Truth I’m not here to pick up girls, just flirt alittle. What other kinds of music do you like (Tool is one of my favs) TuRtLe8120 Hey, BRAT hehe I had to I hope you stick around the boards you seem pretty cool ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/53 "2001-08-11T04:37:55Z")
**Nicklz** , I turn 21 on the 14th. Pretty cool, huh?😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/54 "2001-08-11T04:47:10Z")
haha three days older ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/55 "2001-08-11T04:47:18Z")
18 year old college freshman (freshwoman?) from upstate New York, currently in upstate Mississippi. Fan of auto racing - NASCAR, CART, dirt track, anything I can find to watch except drag racing (I like corners). I love rodeos and will go to any one I can reach. I taught myself to play guitar and I’m a fan of many types of music, from 80s hair bands to 90s alternative to modern alt.country. I love the smells of fresh-cut grass, exhaust fumes, leather, and Aspen Discovery cologne (but not necessarily all at once). Oh, and I’m in love with **Gunslinger**. Musn’t forget that. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/56 "2001-08-11T04:50:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\*haha three days older \*\* And I am three days younger. Forever. Old man. Phtttt! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![frock75](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@frock75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frock75)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/57 "2001-08-11T05:08:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > > **I am not in a romantic relationship nor have I ever been.☹ Oh, well. It will be here when it should be.** > > Hey, **dlgirl** , how _YOU_ doin’? > > Okay…I’m 28, single, stand-up comic living in Kentucky. No kids. I have a cat. Beru. I was kicked out of college for accidentally setting a lizard in fire. \*\* Superdude, one of these days we must chat. I haven’t been back in a while, but I love Louisville. I would love to know what’s changed. The last time I was there, I didn’t have the chance to visit my old haunts. Anyway…As for the OP, I’m a 26 year old Ron Jeremy look alike, who likes lasagna, moonlit walks on the beach and midget ballet dancers. Or…I’m really just a cook from Philly. Completely terrified to go back to school after an 8 year break. I have a wonderful girlfriend and two evil cats named Karma and Ringo. Life is pretty good for me right now. And if I bitched about it, who would listen? ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/58 "2001-08-11T20:02:53Z")
Is it okay to bump this? I don’t want it to die. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/59 "2001-08-11T20:08:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* > \*\*Is it okay to bump this? I don’t want it to die. \*\* No. Not okay to bump this thread. Nope, not at all. Replies that have essentially nothing to add are in bad form. Yep. No can do. (I don’t need to translate that for the sarcastic-impaired, do I?) ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572/60 "2001-08-11T20:58:30Z")
Well, heck, I’ll bump it up. Never mind that I’m at a Dopefest right now… My name is Kyla, I just turned 23, I work in a bookstore, and I live in Northern California. I have a BA in anthropology from UC Santa Cruz (with a focus on religious studies). I like dogs better than cats, I read a lot, mostly history and popular science, and I am an amateur astronomer (I got a telescope for my birthday!). I spent my junior year of college ('98-'99) in Jerusalem, Israel. I am a huge Giants baseball fan. My car radio is permanently tuned the 80’s station. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/75572.md?page=4)