# Who are your celebrity crushes. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 15, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613 "2007-11-15T23:18:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/1 "2007-11-15T23:18:13Z")
Post your age, sex, and one or more celebrity crushes you have… 28 Male. Scarlett Johansson Gemma Atkinson (only since IACGMOUH. I’m taken by how cute she looks in the Jungle) ---
**Author:** ![Saintly\_Loser](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saintly_loser/32/4045_2.png) [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/2 "2007-11-15T23:19:51Z")
47, male. Charlotte Rampling. Linda Fiorentino. Clearly I have issues. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/3 "2007-11-15T23:26:40Z")
23, female. Al Pacino, Michael Imperioli, David Proval (I like 'em short, dark and Italian) Oh, I think my new crush is actor Bobby Cannavale who I just saw in “Mauritius” recently. Yummy! ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/4 "2007-11-15T23:28:46Z")
39; male Maggie Cheung ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/5 "2007-11-15T23:31:49Z")
Post links to pics of your crushes… for those who may not know who they are. [Scarlett](http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/scarlett%20johansson%20breasts.jpg) [Gemma](http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/cache/g/gemma-atkinson.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/6 "2007-11-15T23:34:40Z")
38, Female Jason Varitek Oh man is it a bad crush! I haven’t had a crush this intense since I was 13 and fell for Simon LeBon. Though I can think of way dirtier things to do to Jason Varitek today than I could Simon LeBon 25 years ago. Some of them involve Jonathan Papelbon though I don’t find Papelbon particularly attractive… Clive Owen ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/7 "2007-11-15T23:56:32Z")
36, Male The incomparable [Jennifer Connelly](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Connelly). ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/8 "2007-11-15T23:59:38Z")
52, Female, Straight George Clooney, Daniel Craig, Hugh Jackman ---
**Author:** ![NailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NailBunny)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/9 "2007-11-16T00:06:53Z")
30, Female. Christopher Eccleston David Tennant I’m not linking to images of either of them, because to Google for images at work might be dangerous as they both have a propensity for getting nude, god bless 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/10 "2007-11-16T00:09:39Z")
Although it was a long time ago, I was 28 when I wrote a poem about my crush on [Teri Garr](http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/RollintheHay.jpg). I took it seriously enough that I included said poem in a set submitted for a national collegiate contest. It did not win. Ms. Garr is 62 and troubled by illness now, but I still adore her. Sailboat ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/11 "2007-11-16T00:49:45Z")
Male, 39. [Claudia Christian](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0160004/). I could just bask in the sound of her voice for hours. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/12 "2007-11-16T01:02:57Z")
Male, age 39 (or at least that is what I will claim, a la Jack Benny, from here on out). Zooey Deschanel, no doubt. [[pic]](http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.fikirbaz.com/arsiv/photos/zooey_deschanel.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHcxfP9uy3SeelZARkak-H-45DKYQ) From that cute squeaky voice to that cute face to those cute outfits she wore in **Hitchhiker’s Guide** , she makes me melt whenever I see her on the screen. Sweet and unpretentious. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/13 "2007-11-16T01:36:05Z")
Femme, 46 two days ago: Johnny Depp, John Lurie, Wilhem DaFoe, and, my lifelong odd crush, [Johnny Eck](http://www.johnnyeckmuseum.com/photographs.html) Kinda whupped up here, because, while searching for a photo, I came across this Johnny Eck museum site, which is news to me. Since a teen, he’s mesmerizingly beautiful to me, I’ve just had the biggest crush on him. Wavering about not posting this, because it is odd in the scope of normal beauty, but, I’ll post it, because it is an honest appreciation of Wow, I think this guy is really beautiful, and it’s always struck right to my heart as such. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/14 "2007-11-16T01:46:59Z")
Male, 52 Michelle Trachtenberg (Yes, I’m a perv. So what?) Kristen Bell Michelle Phillips ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_Motorbike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@DJ\_Motorbike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DJ_Motorbike)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/15 "2007-11-16T03:10:36Z")
There is something about [Lilly Tomlin](http://www.theparamount.net/_images/shows/2006/Lily_Tomlin_medium.jpg) that, to me, just screams MILF. Also, [Bllie Piper](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/graphics/2007/03/28/ftoldie500.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/16 "2007-11-16T03:18:11Z")
Female, 32. This last month is the first time in years I’ve had a crush on any celebrity. It’s [Christian Bale](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Bale). For some reason, he’s just seemed yummy lately. When I was a kid, I thought that [Christopher Walken](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000686/) was…compelling, for lack of a better word. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/17 "2007-11-16T03:30:20Z")
Way, way, way too many to mention. I’m a bit of a horn-dog. ---
**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/18 "2007-11-16T04:01:53Z")
Male, 57 Tara Fitzgerald ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/19 "2007-11-16T04:14:54Z")
Male, straight, 41: Diana Rigg (as Mrs. Peel) Lauren Graham Tyra Banks ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613/20 "2007-11-16T04:19:41Z")
Male, 30 [Audrey Tautou](http://cinefelisske.blogs.allocine.fr/cinefelisske-24824-audrey_tautou.htm) [Sutton Foster](http://www.geocities.com/suttonfosteronline/headshotpresskit02.jpg) (thanks Flight of the Conchords!) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-celebrity-crushes/426613.md?page=2)