# Who are your "Freebies" and who are your "MILF"'s
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [September 19, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259 "2010-09-19T03:52:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/1 "2010-09-19T03:52:44Z")
My “Freebies” (women I can sleep with and my girlfriend can’t get mad)
Michelle Kwan
Mariah Carey
Jarah Mariano
Eva Mendes
America Ferrera
My "MILF"s (“Moms I’d Like to F\*&%”)
Jessica Alba
Brooke Burke
Kimora Lee Simmons
Kiana Tom
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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### Author:  [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/2 "2010-09-19T06:20:40Z")
I know that Jessica Alba had a kid but I really think classifying her as a MILF is just sorta missing the plot entirely. She’s as hot as she’s ever been and she still looks young. The draw of the MILF is that she looks like a hot older lady, Jessica Alba, while hot, doesn’t look old enough to be your best buddy’s mom unless your best buddy is two years old.
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/3 "2010-09-19T07:04:19Z")
Guess i interpret “MILF” too literally.
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### Author:  [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/4 "2010-09-19T07:37:07Z")
I always thought MILF was when your kids contemporaries want to fuck you, they’ve gotta be junior high at least.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/5 "2010-09-19T07:42:57Z")
> [@etv78](#):
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> My “Freebies” (women I can sleep with and my girlfriend can’t get mad)
> Michelle Kwan
> Mariah Carey
> Jarah Mariano
> Eva Mendes
> America Ferrera
Your girlfriend won’t be mad that you raped these women? I’m guessing they won’t do you willingly.
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/6 "2010-09-19T07:51:42Z")
Where do I COME CLOSE to implying it’s rape? Please SHOW ME in my OP!
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### Author:  [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/7 "2010-09-19T07:56:56Z")
> [@etv78](#):
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> Where do I COME CLOSE to implying it’s rape? Please SHOW ME in my OP!
He’s implying that you’re a loser who’d never be able to fuck those women unless you were raping them.
That’s what I took from it, anyway.
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/8 "2010-09-19T08:01:28Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> > [@etv78](#):
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> > Where do I COME CLOSE to implying it’s rape? Please SHOW ME in my OP!
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> He’s implying that you’re a loser who’d never be able to fuck those women unless you were raping them.
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> That’s what I took from it, anyway.
OK, that makes sense. I admit, I’m not God’s gift to women!
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### Author:  [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/9 "2010-09-19T08:07:39Z")
> [@etv78](#):
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> > [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> > He’s implying that you’re a loser who’d never be able to fuck those women unless you were raping them.
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> > That’s what I took from it, anyway.
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> OK, that makes sense. I admit, I’m not God’s gift to women!
Neither am I. He’s just bitter that you’re going to have a threesome with your gf and Jessica Alba.
High-five, brah!
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/10 "2010-09-19T14:25:12Z")
Since this is more or less celeb-driven, I’m going to move it to Cafe Society.
Oh, and **Zebra** –
> [@Zebra](#):
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> > [@etv78](#):
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> > My “Freebies” (women I can sleep with and my girlfriend can’t get mad)
> > Michelle Kwan
> > Mariah Carey
> > Jarah Mariano
> > Eva Mendes
> > America Ferrera
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> Your girlfriend won’t be mad that you raped these women? I’m guessing they won’t do you willingly.
– don’t be an asshole.
Thanks,
**twickster** , MPSIMS moderator
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/11 "2010-09-19T15:51:17Z")
I concur that a MILF is not just any woman who’s had a child. A MILF is a woman who is old enough to be your mother. As a ballpark figure, a MILF is 15 to 40 years older than you. Older than that and she’s entering GILF territory.
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### Author:  [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/12 "2010-09-19T16:46:16Z")
I’m not allowed any.
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### Author:  [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/13 "2010-09-19T18:29:47Z")
> [@etv78](#):
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> Guess i interpret “MILF” too literally.
In spirit it means “woman of your mothers generation that’s still bangable”. Now a days people use it on any female who has managed to procreate.
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/14 "2010-09-19T18:38:07Z")
> [@DigitalC](#):
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> > [@etv78](#):
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> > Guess i interpret “MILF” too literally.
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> In spirit it means “woman of your mothers generation that’s still bangable”. Now a days people use it on any female who has managed to procreate.
Yeah, people like me! 😉
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### Author:  [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/15 "2010-09-20T12:08:08Z")
> [@DigitalC](#):
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> > [@etv78](#):
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> > Guess i interpret “MILF” too literally.
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> In spirit it means “woman of your mothers generation that’s still bangable”. Now a days people use it on any female who has managed to procreate.
That’s definitely too restrictive, and subjective. I understand that different people have different feelings about different people, but it shouldn’t vary just because the person saying it is in a different age bracket.
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### Author:  [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/16 "2010-09-20T14:51:21Z")
> [@BigT](#):
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> That’s definitely too restrictive, and subjective. I understand that different people have different feelings about different people, but it shouldn’t vary just because the person saying it is in a different age bracket.
If it’s not restrictive then what’s the point of the discussion?
Jessica Alba is nine years younger than me and at the height of her feminine beauty, which is very high indeed. There’s nothing interesting about me saying “I’d like to screw Jessica Alba” because it goes without saying that any straight male would want to. It’s more interesting to ask me what women I’d screw who’re at least 15-20 years older than me.
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### Author:  [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/17 "2010-09-20T15:12:14Z")
> [@BigT](#):
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> That’s definitely too restrictive, and subjective. I understand that different people have different feelings about different people, but it shouldn’t vary just because the person saying it is in a different age bracket.
IMNSHO, saying that it is someone of your mother’s generation (and usually used by a person younger than me) separates it from simply ‘mature’, which is in my current age bracket.
Like **Lanzy** , I’m not allowed any.
If I were, my list of freebies would be Moon Bloodgood, Dichen Lachman, Sofía Vergara. I’m not aware of any 65+ year old who would make my list (unless it is for $$$).
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### Author:  [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/18 "2010-09-20T15:40:37Z")
> [@outlierrn](#):
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> I always thought MILF was when your kids contemporaries want to fuck you, they’ve gotta be junior high at least.
It’s relative to your own age as well. The rule as I see it is she’s got to be old enough to be _your_ mom. Thus, a 40-year-old with a teenage kid doesn’t count unless you yourself are a teenage kid. And if you’re 40, a hot 20-year-old with a baby is absolutely _not_ a MILF!!!
As for my list of “freebies”:
Halle Berry
Scarlett Johanssen
Beyonce
Sofia Vergara
Mila Kunis
In the interest of fairness, my wife has a list too; it includes Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Jason Segal, and I’m not sure who else. We both keep changing them.
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/19 "2010-09-20T15:49:32Z")
What would be the point of the whole MILF concept if someone with an infant qualifies? All that means, age-wise, is that they’re old enough to reproduce, and most folks are only attracted to people old enough to reproduce, anyway.
I don’t have an SO, but if I did, my “list” would probably consist mostly of fictional characters. Laugh if you like, but I figure my chances of getting it on with Elastigirl or Dr. Susan Calvin are approximately the same as the OP’s chances with Eva Mendes.
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### Author:  [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/20 "2010-09-20T16:43:53Z")
Ever since the Friends episode, my wife asked me for my list of 5:
Madonna
Lucy Lawless
Angelina Jolie
Joan Jett
Ally Sheedy
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