# Who are your "Freebies" and who are your "MILF"'s **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 19, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259 "2010-09-19T03:52:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/61 "2012-09-14T20:44:33Z")
So, **etv78** , how many of the freebies on your original list did you end up banging? ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/62 "2012-09-14T20:58:39Z")
You know, you could all could skip this fascinating “WAT IS MILF?” discussion and just list 5 women without regard to their age/category? Just because the OP chooses to categorize his never-gonna-happen-fantasies that way doesn’t mean everyone else has to. If you don’t want to be restricted by only 5 people you’ll never have, just list 10. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. ETA: I’ll play along! [ol] [li]Alexander Skarsgard[/li][li]Robert Pattinson[/li][li]Henry Cavill[/li][li]Idris Elba[/li][li]Alex Rodriguez[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/63 "2012-09-14T22:18:34Z")
MILFs, that is hotties old enough to be your mom, are difficult once you hit your 40s. The age threshold would be, like, _60._ OK, Helen Mirren’s a gimme. Mary Steenburgen, definitely. Wendi Malick, sure. (Has she any sprogeny? Not like I care.) Susan Sarandon? Why not? What’s Jo Beth Williams up to these days? Susan Lucci! ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/64 "2012-09-14T22:39:18Z")
btw, michelle kwan JUST got engaged. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/66 "2012-09-16T01:48:06Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > MILFs, that is hotties old enough to be your mom, are difficult once you hit your 40s. The age threshold would be, like, _60._ > > OK, Helen Mirren’s a gimme. Mary Steenburgen, definitely. Wendi Malick, sure. (Has she any sprogeny? Not like I care.) Susan Sarandon? Why not? I’d pick Shohreh Aghdashloo over any of 'em. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/67 "2012-09-16T02:49:34Z")
> [@pancakes3](#): > > btw, michelle kwan JUST got engaged. Didn’t know that! ☹ DARN!!! ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/68 "2012-09-17T17:51:41Z")
You’ll just have to hope that you’re on _her_ freebie list. Michelle Kwan’s Freebie List 1. Neil Patrick Harris 2. Hugh Jackman 3. Chris Hemsworth 4. James Bond (any of the actors, except Woody Allen) 5. random dude in a wheelchair ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/69 "2012-09-17T18:17:07Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > I’d pick Shohreh Aghdashloo over any of 'em. Yow! _I love_ Persian gals. Some of them age spectacularly. ---
**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/70 "2012-09-17T18:59:19Z")
Guess I’ll play along. Don’t have a SO at the moment, but hey. With my ex, pretty much anyone I liked would be a “freebie,” as long as she could watch or play too. And these lists are really subject to whim; I’d probably come up with a different list tomorrow. 1. Charlize Theron 2. Emma Stone 3. Kate Upton 4. Josie Maran 5. Laetitia Casta MILFs 1. Lynda Carter (23 years older) 2. Charlotte Rampling (28 years older) 3. Brigitte Lahaie (18 years older) ---
**Author:** ![Greekfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@Greekfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greekfreak)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259/71 "2012-09-18T00:59:20Z")
My wife’s list includes (though she’d never admit it) Paul Gross, Robert Redford, the Jewish guy who played Lex Luthor in Smallville, and Michael J. Fox. My freebies would have to be: Scarlett Johanssen Charlize Theron Thekla Reuten Rosario Dawson Jaime Lynn-Sigler Far more MILFS in my list because that’s my thing: Connie Nielsen Mariska Hargitay Monica Bellucci Elizabeth Perkins Julianne Moore Diane Lane Mary Stewart Masterson [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-freebies-and-who-are-your-milf-s/554259.md?page=3)