# Who are your SD neighbours? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003 "2006-08-31T22:55:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/21 "2006-09-01T01:59:00Z")
I’m 560. No. 559 is **Rasputin**. He lasted posted on 11-29-2001. No. 561 is **Cantankerous**. He lasted posted on 12-28-2003. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/22 "2006-09-01T02:04:50Z")
I’m number [125](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). 124 is [MrKnowItAll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), who had 1230 posts and disappeared on june 24, 2002. 126 is [TomB](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), who never posted. My nearest active neighbor is [Rilchiam](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)! She’s number 127. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/23 "2006-09-01T02:10:42Z")
Mine are: [Troll3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), with a total of 4 posts, which seems to have been eaten by the hamsters, and [schimmel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), a guest with a total of 26 posts, all of whom seem to have been eaten by the hamsters also. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/24 "2006-09-01T02:21:56Z")
Wow, both of my neighbors are alive and well, and posted today. They would be **Wolfian** and **Mangetout**. ---
**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/25 "2006-09-01T02:25:54Z")
43056 is l **ibrarymouse** who never posted. 43058 is **mistrisstiss** who never posted. One further down is **Zjestika** , a Charter Member who was on the board today. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/26 "2006-09-01T02:26:46Z")
I am nestled snugly between **Paper Armorous** (guest, never posted) and **driver818** (also a guest, never posted). _sniffle_ ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/27 "2006-09-01T02:35:27Z")
**Tengu** (alive and well) is behind me (get your hand off my ass, please) at 546, and **ChiroPB** is right after me with a sum total of zero posts. Apparently, I’m a tough act to follow. ---
**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/28 "2006-09-01T02:42:48Z")
I am preceeded by: **soforreal716** a “registered user” that joined 1/15/03 and never made a post I am followed by: **Mallorn** a “guest” who also joined 1/15/03 and was a one post wonder 😃 ---
**Author:** ![qubed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f07891/32.png) [@qubed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qubed)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/29 "2006-09-01T02:44:24Z")
[QUOTE=gardentraveler] Before me: **uncle kenny** , 0 posts After me: **ShortBus** , who’s still a member but only has 56 posts. GT [/QUOTE] **gardentraveler** , you’re only 7 members after me (and the closest prolific current member). ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/30 "2006-09-01T02:56:00Z")
I’m just amazed by the posts so far stating their immediate neighbors turned out to be practically nothing. My neightbors have a sum total of one post. Does that mean the rest of us are the picks of the litter? ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/31 "2006-09-01T03:02:34Z")
No. 33762 here. My neighbors are **wavion** , a guest with 4 posts, and chris-robin13, a guest with zero posts. Was it something I said? ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/32 "2006-09-01T03:12:48Z")
**BryceMan** had 2 posts before me **Honey** has many many more posts than I do, not to mention a much sweeter name 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/33 "2006-09-01T03:20:44Z")
Hmmm. I’m number 10917. **kanga99** joined right before I did and made a grand total of 7 posts and hasn’t been on the Board since a little over a year ago. **MissBHaven** joined just after I did and made 385 posts before disappearing exactly one year ago today. That’s a little eerie, that is. Coming in at 10914 is **Bryan Ekers** , still posting, and at 10920, **Wallflower** , who doesn’t post much and hasn’t signed on for a month. ---
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/34 "2006-09-01T03:31:37Z")
I’m right between a nobody **ennaec2** and **Thank Ye Sai**. Not sure why but he was banned not to shortly after. He only had 33 posts. Musta pissed someone off. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/35 "2006-09-01T03:34:42Z")
Hey, this is a fun game. I’m Number 8564. My preceding neighbor is **x** , with no posts to go with his or her almost nonexistent name. Following is **Master Control** with 2683 posts and a last posting date of May 3, 2006. Outwit, outplay, outlast, baby. Well, one out of three ain’t bad. ---
**Author:** ![xbuckeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9e8a1a/32.png) [@xbuckeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xbuckeye)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/36 "2006-09-01T03:36:03Z")
I’ve got **Bryan Eckers** with 15K posts and **D\_Odds** with 4K posts, who doesn’t cook ferrets. I’ve gotta get going to keep up with the neighbors! **Morgyn** , that’d better not be _your_ music! ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/37 "2006-09-01T03:39:00Z")
My neighbors at 420 and 422 are **kjb** and **Dodger**. Both of them have 0 posts, but I believe that they just got eaten in the great Board Storms of Yesteryear because they had filled out their profiles before vanishing into the void. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/38 "2006-09-01T03:49:58Z")
Neat idea! My direct neighbors are both drive-by posters, \*\*elaryn \*\* & **ParrotHorn**. My nearest active neighbors are \*\*fierra \*\* and **GaryM**. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/39 "2006-09-01T03:53:25Z")
Before me comes **topwater41** , with 0 posts. After me comes the excellently named **What do you think, Gorilla?** with but two posts. Closest active poster to me is **Foldup Rabbit**. I got bored before I found the next active poster who registered after me. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003/40 "2006-09-01T04:03:08Z")
> [@](#): > > My nearest interesting neighbor on the other side is this guy, whose grand total of five posts need to be read to be believed. That guy is neighbor to a lot of folks. That was one of the incarnations of one of our more notorious trolls, back in the day, who signed up for a lot of sock accounts. My own neighbors are **chulm** and **dgerman70** , with one post each (both lost to the mists of time). It’s really not surprising that so many of these neighbors posted so little: Last time anyone put together the statistics, the median number of posts for an SDMB member was 1, the mode was 0, and the mean was something in the 30s (mostly dominated by a small proportion of high-activity members). I’m still not sure what would motivate someone to sign up, if e didn’t intend to post at all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-your-sd-neighbours/371003.md?page=3)