# Who cares about celebrity babies? A Toulouse-Lautrec \[i.e. short & lame\] post)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2006, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-cares-about-celebrity-babies-a-toulouse-lautrec-i-e-short-lame-post/361691 "2006-06-22T07:04:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-cares-about-celebrity-babies-a-toulouse-lautrec-i-e-short-lame-post/361691/41 "2006-06-26T17:28:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]  
That’s because the Prophesied One (Britney Spears lovechild by frozen sperm of the late Leo McKern) is yet to be.  
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Leo McKern…?

Leo… M…

Good lord, I had to read that sentance six times before my mind could deal with what sort of child that might produce. Wow.

_golf clap_🙂

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**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-cares-about-celebrity-babies-a-toulouse-lautrec-i-e-short-lame-post/361691/42 "2006-06-26T17:32:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]  
Yeah he did. Stewart was also a bit easier on him than he might have been on others, but he still got a couple of punches in. Of course I so wanted it to end in a screaming match that dissolved into a brokeback kiss and full-on porn, but no such luck.  
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I’ll be in my bunk.

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