This is a fun topic. Before getting into specific people, I thought I’d outline what it would take for a person to be able to do this amazing feat.
- Must be very well known and popular.
- Must have little or no negative press.
- Must be able telegenic and able to speak well.
- Must have or be able to raise huge amounts of money.
I agree it is extremely unlikely that anyone has the ability to pull it off because, in addition to fulfilling the four points I’ve listed above, there must also be huge popular discontent with the candidates the Dems and Repubs put forward as well. But for the sake of argument, let’s say this happens. Maybe we have Dick Cheney versus, oh, Jesse Jackson. Then maybe, just maybe, an independent could take it.
Who fulfills all four items? Many have already been listed above.
Oprah Winfrey could make a good run at it. But, as much as I hate to mention it, she is a black woman, and there are unfortunately still voters for whom that sort of thing matters.
I don’t think there ARE any other entertainment figures that even come close. Charlton Heston’s too old and probably too conservative; that is, if he ran at all, he’d be a Republican. Paul McCartney might be popular enough, but of course he’s a naturalized citizen and thus does not qualify.
Beloved sports figures, perhaps? Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods come to mind. They both speak well enough, but could either work up a good “political” voice to wow the crowds with? And again, being black would cost them some voters, although the number of these people shrinks year by year.
Any other sports figures? Lance Armstrong gets a lot of good press, but the bullshit accusations that continue to float around in the French press would eat him alive. Plus, as much as I admire the man, personally he seems to be a royal asshole. Wouldn’t last two weeks on the campaign trail. Roger Staubach would easily take Texas and maybe a few surrounding states, but where else? I don’t know Pennsylvania very well, but if Steeler fans had anything to do with it, they’d elect Satan before they’d vote for an ex-Cowboy.
Other well known figures? Anyone in the billionaire crowd? Bill Gates just has way too much negative press, people. There are enough people who really believe he’s evil that the stink of this highly vocal minority would kill his campaign, even if he were game to give it a go. Paul Allen is somewhat less of a negative figure, but he just ain’t telegenic. Ditto Steve Jobs. Does anyone know enough about the investor William Buffet to say how he’d do? I don’t.
That’s all I can think of right now.