# Who deserves to be spanked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448 "2001-05-25T03:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/1 "2001-05-25T03:58:11Z")
I think **evilbeth** does, for one. I do hereby announce my intention to take her over my knee and give her several hard swats on the backside, should I ever meet her. Does anyone ELSE need a few? This thread is proof that one should not stay at the workplace too long after normal work hours. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/2 "2001-05-25T04:00:34Z")
I’m trying to figure out if you’re offering a service, or merely compiling a “naughty list.” My eagerness to nominate myself is altered considerably if it’s the latter. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/3 "2001-05-25T04:46:54Z")
Oh, I’m naughty. Very. Often. And I’m not sorry! I am always in need of “a few”. Yeah, that’ll teach me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/4 "2001-05-27T05:04:38Z")
You know, **Lizard** , you’re right–I do need a spanking–I’ve been pretty bad. Do you think you’re manly enough to do it? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/5 "2001-05-27T05:14:21Z")
Hello, friends and fans of mine from SDMB, My name is Claudia Christian from Babylon-5. My friend, Sir Rhosis (long incredibly detailed paean to Sir Rhosis has been “snipped”–S. R.) has allowed me to post from his computer. I have but one comment: Arden, meet me at the corner of La Cienega and Vine at midnight. BYOWhips! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/6 "2001-05-27T05:39:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*You know, **Lizard** , you’re right–I do need a spanking–I’ve been pretty bad. Do you think you’re manly enough to do it? \*\* Oh, _yes_😃 [sub]I wondered how the hell long it would take you to notice this thread.\* ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/7 "2001-05-27T06:07:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\* > > Oh, _yes_ :D\*\* Okay, you’re on! > [@](#): > > \*_[sub]I wondered how the hell long it would take you to notice this thread._ \*\* Sorry–Thursday through Saturday I’m not really around! ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/8 "2001-05-27T06:47:15Z")
Me next!! \*\* ME NEXT!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/9 "2001-05-27T07:13:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sir Rhosis \* > \*\*Hello, friends and fans of mine from SDMB, > > My name is Claudia Christian from Babylon-5. My friend, Sir Rhosis (long incredibly detailed paean to Sir Rhosis has been “snipped”–S. R.) has allowed me to post from his computer. I have but one comment: > > Arden, meet me at the corner of La Cienega and Vine at midnight. BYOWhips! > > 😃 \*\* On my way… I knew you would come around to my way of thinking, Claudia. We’ll just wait until, oh, next week to call Adrian. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/10 "2001-05-27T16:04:39Z")
Anna Nicole Smith Halle Berry Rebecca Romijn (I choose not to recognize her marriage to John Stamos) The Tilly Sisters (at the same time) Of course - all administered by ME. “You’ve been naughty, naughty girls and should report to ME immediately for corrective punishment.” Oh yeah… THAT’S gonna happen! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/11 "2001-05-28T06:45:54Z")
Here in the Castle Anthrax there is only one punnishment for setting alight the grail shaped beacon. You must tie her down to the bed and spank her. AND THEN SPANK ME!!! Gotta love Monty Python. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/12 "2001-05-28T06:54:08Z")
And then, the oral sex! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/13 "2001-05-28T06:56:37Z")
…oh dear god. Why does a loving caring spanking of a female bottom turn me on so much? Mmmmm… submit yourself to me… you will be rewarded. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/14 "2001-05-28T07:08:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\* > > Mmmmm… submit yourself to me… you will be rewarded. 😃 \*\* Promise? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/15 "2001-05-28T08:00:05Z")
Have i ever mentioned my bedroom is the perfect shag pad. First I have mirrors on almost ever wall, ceiling included. Plus I’m a candle freak, some are for their fragrance, and some used in foreplay. Of coarse I have all the necessary body oils, and can’t forget the Joy Jelly. Silk ropes that are tied onto my bed posts, uh what else. Endless supply of condoms, the perfect love seat. a blindfold,…uh i think thats all i have, any ladies want to come play??? ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/16 "2001-05-28T12:50:30Z")
My monkey… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/17 "2001-05-28T17:17:34Z")
Hmmmm, Nicklz, your room sounds like something I’d do if I were given that much free reign in decoration… Maybe I’ll just have to see it sometime. 😉 I’ll also take up anyone’s offers of spankings. ---
**Author:** ![Tornado\_Siren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Tornado\_Siren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tornado_Siren)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/18 "2001-05-28T17:38:51Z")
Umm…do you mind if I bring the blindfold and the candle wax as well? I mean…If I am to be spanked, I want the works. Not just a few swats. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/19 "2001-05-28T23:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\*Have i ever mentioned my bedroom is the perfect shag pad. > > First I have mirrors on almost ever wall, ceiling included. > Plus I’m a candle freak, some are for their fragrance, and some used in foreplay. > Of coarse I have all the necessary body oils, and can’t forget the Joy Jelly. > Silk ropes that are tied onto my bed posts, uh what else. > Endless supply of condoms, the perfect love seat. > a blindfold,…uh i think thats all i have, any ladies want to come play??? > \*\* I bet your dates don’t freak out _at all_ when they see this…(and btw, the proper term is “shagnasium” or its alternative, “copulatorium”) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/20 "2001-05-29T02:06:01Z")
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