# Who deserves to be spanked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448 "2001-05-25T03:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/21 "2001-05-29T03:55:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > **Plus I’m a candle freak, some are for their fragrance, and some used in foreplay.** But you know not to use scented candles for foreplay, right? Much burning of flesh can result. ☹ > [@](#): > > \*\* > Silk ropes that are tied onto my bed posts\*\* Silk stretches too much. You want good cotton or soft poly-propylene rope. And, yes, I _do_ speak from experience. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/22 "2001-05-29T04:12:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyn \* > \*\*Me next!! \*\* ME NEXT!! \*\* \*\* Had to say that again! ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/23 "2001-05-29T05:38:16Z")
Cerowyn-- yes I do know the difference in candles, and my bedspread and pillows are silk so I just went with silk on the bed posts too. It all works –Oh I almost forgot two lava lamps on each side of my bed, they’re both red lava with gold water stuff. (both of them together sets off just the right amount of light) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/24 "2001-05-29T14:05:54Z")
Well, the Superdude lane is open with no waiting for any females that would like to step over. Lizard’s lane looks pretty backed up, and I figure I should at least **OFFER** my services…😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/25 "2001-05-29T14:11:33Z")
Just wanted to say that if anyone in the world needs and deserves a spanking, it’s surely **Arden Ranger**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/26 "2001-05-29T14:50:53Z")
Fortunately for me, **dantheman** , Claudia and a few others agree with you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/27 "2001-05-29T14:53:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Fortunately for me, **dantheman** , Claudia and a few others agree with you. > > 😉 \*\* That’s because I am a supersmart supercomputer that can cause women to have an orgasm simply by my way-cool power of thought. :: think think think :: ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/28 "2001-05-29T15:20:54Z")
Well, I could probably use a few, but there’s only one person on the board that I would even _think_ of allowing to spank me. Maybe two, but I think Shayna might be shocked at the suggestion. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/29 "2001-05-30T02:11:16Z")
Geez. I start a simple spanking thread, and everyone takes it as carte blanche to go into their elaborate sex fantasies…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/30 "2001-05-30T05:14:37Z")
If you’re gonna spank _me_, you better be ready for a whole night of makin’ up. My red ass is gonna need more than a kiss, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/31 "2001-05-30T05:35:39Z")
My mistress, Vulpina, has judged me to be a verrry naughty boy, and prescribes 39 lashes of the whip for the infraction of sharing our fantasy life with the SDMB… …sentence to be carried out, live, Pay-Per-View, $19.95 ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/32 "2001-05-30T05:40:21Z")
Whips and chains won’t break my bones but it’ll surely turn me on! Alright I’m sorry it’s late and I was trying to be witty. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/33 "2001-05-30T09:29:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Heloise \* > \*\*Well, I could probably use a few, but there’s only one person on the board that I would even _think_ of allowing to spank me. Maybe two, but I think Shayna might be shocked at the suggestion. 😃 \*\* **Shayna** just called me: she told me she needs all her spanking reserves for when **Mr. Norman** crosses the big puddle again. So… who would that Chosen One of yours be? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/34 "2001-05-30T11:49:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\*Whips and chains won’t break my bones > but it’ll surely turn me on! \*\* Is that ALL it takes? And I’ve been such a naughty little hardygrrl… Want me to bend over your knee? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/35 "2001-05-30T11:59:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\*Whips and chains won’t break my bones > but it’ll surely turn me on! > > Alright I’m sorry it’s late and I was trying to be witty. \*\* The shirt ssays “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.” and it’s always the most unlikely folk wearing that shirt… (no I don’t have it) ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/36 "2001-05-30T12:36:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > > So… who would that Chosen One of yours be? 😉 \*\* I’ll give you 3 guesses. And what about you, Coldie? Have you been a bad boy lately? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/37 "2001-05-31T00:35:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > > \*\*Have i ever mentioned my bedroom is the perfect shag pad. > > > > First I have mirrors on almost ever wall, ceiling included. > > Plus I’m a candle freak, some are for their fragrance, and some used in foreplay. > > Of coarse I have all the necessary body oils, and can’t forget the Joy Jelly. > > Silk ropes that are tied onto my bed posts, uh what else. > > Endless supply of condoms, the perfect love seat. > > a blindfold,…uh i think thats all i have, any ladies want to come play??? > > \*\* > > I bet your dates don’t freak out _at all_ when they see this…(and btw, the proper term is “shagnasium” or its alternative, “copulatorium”) \*\* My room is very tastefully done. It doesn’t look like some set of a cheap porno for god’s sake. Everything matches even down to the lava lamps. The candles used for “fun” are in the night stand drawer on the right along with the blindfold and some toys, and condoms, lotions, body oils are in the night stand on the left. Everything is neatly put away, the only thing you would even notice are the mirrors and silk ropes on the bed posts. Which my dates usually say something about, which leads me into showing them what else I have. (-: ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/38 "2001-05-31T00:38:41Z")
Oh Hardygrll I’ve been very bad what are youg going to do about it?!? (-: ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/39 "2001-05-31T00:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Heloise \* > \*\*And what about you, Coldie? Have you been a bad boy lately? 😃 \*\* I was _born_ a bad boy, dear. Be gentle with me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/40 "2001-05-31T00:56:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\*Oh Hardygrll I’ve been very bad what are youg going to do about it?!? (-: \*\* Hey…Me first, Nicklz. You have to prove you can handle me BEFORE I turn my attention on you.😉 So sit down and let me lay across your lap…I’ve been such a bad girl and really deserve a good spanking… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448.md?page=3)