# Who deserves to be spanked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448 "2001-05-25T03:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/41 "2001-05-31T01:05:11Z")
-hardygrrl- …and thats what you’ll get… ::smack, smack, smack:: -red hand prints show up on hardygrrl’s bottom- ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/42 "2001-05-31T01:23:10Z")
Nicklz… I’ll be good, I promise. ::slides off Nicklz lap, sits by him gingerly,and looks up at him through her eyelashes:: Whatever can I do to prove I’m a good girl? ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/43 "2001-05-31T02:32:43Z")
???hum… ::places arm around hardygrll:: What would you like to do with me? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/44 "2001-05-31T02:49:55Z")
::leans in closer,places one hand one Nicklz thigh and begins whispering in his ear:: ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/45 "2001-05-31T02:59:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Here in the Castle Anthrax there is only one punnishment for setting alight the grail shaped beacon. You must tie her down to the bed and spank her. > AND THEN SPANK ME!!! > > Gotta love Monty Python. 🙂 \*\* (It’s not a very good name…) Where’s Sir Lancelot when you need him? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/46 "2001-05-31T04:07:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*evilbeth \*\* > And then, the oral sex! I know you meant “And after the spankings, the oral sex!” but since you messed it up, you need to be spanked…and then gone down on. ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/47 "2001-05-31T13:00:24Z")
i love it when someone whispers dirty little things into my ear, that is such a turn on. I also like it when they’re rough 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SolarPhallusMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@SolarPhallusMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolarPhallusMan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/48 "2001-05-31T14:31:04Z")
i do, but i’d rather beat you like the sorry bitch you are. ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/49 "2001-05-31T19:02:09Z")
Solar-- Damn not that rough. ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/50 "2001-05-31T20:06:09Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > I was _born_ a bad boy, dear. > > Be gentle with me. 😉 \*\* Darn, I guess I’ll have to put away the leather belt then. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/51 "2001-06-01T00:47:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\*i love it when someone whispers dirty little things into my ear, that is such a turn on. I also like it when they’re rough 😃 \*\* Well if you insist 😉 ::Shoves Nicklz down on his back,pins his hands down,leans in close to his face and says:: Let’s see what you’re made of. Let’s see just what you can take. ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/52 "2001-06-01T01:35:08Z")
I’m being dominated. Great I love it, have your way with me master. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/53 "2001-06-01T01:55:07Z")
Ok 😉 First off,the clothes. Lose them now. ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/54 "2001-06-01T02:15:01Z")
Yes master, your wish is my command. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/55 "2001-06-01T02:16:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\*I’m being dominated. Great I love it, have your way with me master. \*\* _ahem_ The proper titel here is **Mistress** ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/56 "2001-06-01T02:18:41Z")
“title”, too. hee hee [sup][Bet I can’t spank her now![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/57 "2001-06-01T02:23:28Z")
::Ties Nicklz to the bed:: Have you been a good boy or a bad boy? ::pulls riding crop from behind her back and smacks it against the palm of her hand:: ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/58 "2001-06-01T02:29:57Z")
um…let me think? Yes, “Mistress” I’ve been a very bad boy. I deserve to be punished (as nicklz gets up from computer he starts to wonder why every time he gets on a thread with sexual content, he can’t help but flirt, oh well it’s fun) ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/59 "2001-06-01T02:33:16Z")
But if you want to be punished,the best punishment would be NOT to punish you. ::runs the riding crop slowly on Nicklz body,avoiding the areas he wants touched:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/60 "2001-06-01T02:39:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > [sup][Bet I can’t spank her now![/sup] \*\* I’m sorry, I’m afraid I must refer you to **He that arden Calls Master**. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448.md?page=4)