# Who deserves to be spanked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448 "2001-05-25T03:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/61 "2001-06-01T02:44:14Z")
Ah, very good! You even remembered to lowercase your name there, sub! SPANK SPANK SPANK hehe ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/62 "2001-06-01T03:18:26Z")
::nicklz shudders in excitement:: Teasing before pleasing, I see. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/63 "2001-06-01T04:01:44Z")
Maybe 🙂 ::continues running the crop on Nicklz:: Want more? Do you think you’ve earned it? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/64 "2001-06-01T04:11:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > SPANK SPANK SPANK > > hehe > \*\* Laugh now, impertinant one! [taunting sing-song voice] You’re gonna get in trouble! [/taunting sing-song voice] 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/65 "2001-06-01T12:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Laugh now, impertinant one! > > [taunting sing-song voice] > > You’re gonna get in trouble! > > [/taunting sing-song voice] > 😛 \*\* [sub]impertinent[/sub] Trouble, my dear, is my middle name. It’s also my last name, my first name, my honorific, and what the guys at the gas station call me after a few chugs of Olde English 800. Trouble. It’s what’s for breakfast. [BTW, **Arden** - did you get your “award” from the poetry people? :D] ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/66 "2001-06-01T15:06:21Z")
Only your opinon matters mistress. The only real question is what you want to do with me now that you have me all tied up? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/67 "2001-06-01T18:33:31Z")
::reaches into the nightstand drawer,pulls out the massage oil,squirts aome into her hand to warm it and starts massaging Nicklz chest,taking care to only touch him with her hands:: This is your reward for a good answer but as for more rewards,you’ll have to earn them.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/68 "2001-06-01T20:19:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > > [BTW, **Arden** - did you get your “award” from the poetry people? :D] \*\* _snort_ ---
**Author:** ![bashere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@bashere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bashere)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448/69 "2001-06-01T20:27:06Z")
::bashere pounds his head against the desk:: Why. do. I. open. threads. like. this. when. I. know. they’ll. destroy. my. productivity. for. the. afternoon. ::bashere quietly passes out:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-deserves-to-be-spanked/66448.md?page=3)