# Who dislikes their child so much at birth...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 8, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544 "2008-05-08T10:16:21Z")
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### Author: ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/21 "2008-05-08T14:27:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Wile E]  
Someone should make a baby name site that tells you the origin and meaning of names as well as how much the child will be teased if you give them that name.  
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Note that in **QED** ’s link there’s a link for “Drawbacks”. That particular issue is addressed.

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### Author: ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/22 "2008-05-08T14:28:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Wile E]  
Someone should make a baby name site that tells you the origin and meaning of names as well as how much the child will be teased if you give them that name.  
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If the name is common where you live, the child is much less likely to be teased, don’t you think?

LaTrina is very common here. I doubt that people are thinking of latrine when they encounter it. Ya never know, it might have been her grandmother’s name.

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### Author: ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/23 "2008-05-08T14:30:07Z")

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You think that’s bad, wait till you hear what they called little Oranjello’s sister…

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### Author: ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/24 "2008-05-08T14:36:57Z")

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[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu]  
\*Making a mental note to never name my future son (should I have one) "Richard."It would be playground beating time when the kids made the connection between the diminutive “Dick” in conjuction with my last name.  
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Dick Mu? 😕

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### Author: ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/25 "2008-05-08T14:39:11Z")

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Nancy Dick, former lieutenant governor of Colorado, named her son [Timber](http://media.www.duclarion.com/media/storage/paper481/news/2008/04/22/News/Timber.Dick.Dies.In.Car.Crash-3341609.shtml). Note the sad irony of his death.

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### Author: ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/26 "2008-05-08T14:44:39Z")

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[QUOTE=sandra\_nz]  
I once worked with a Heather Leather.  
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That’s hot.

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### Author: ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/27 "2008-05-08T14:52:26Z")

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Don’t forget [Dick Butkus](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus).

(Isn’t there also a sports announcer named something like Dick Shaft?)

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### Author: ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/28 "2008-05-08T14:54:50Z")

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I think you mean Dick Schaap. But Dick Shaft is funnier.

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### Author: ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/29 "2008-05-08T14:57:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Sigmagirl]  
I think you mean Dick Schaap. But Dick Shaft is funnier.  
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And then there’s [Dick Head](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Head).

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### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/30 "2008-05-08T15:12:56Z")

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[QUOTE=sandra\_nz]  
I once worked with a Heather Leather. That was her married name, which she chose to take.  
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There was a waitress at a local IHOP that we all knew as Leather Heather. But that was more wishful thinking than anything else.

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### Author: ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/31 "2008-05-08T15:20:56Z")

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We’ve got three Latrinas in this company, placing in the “uncommon, but not rare” category.

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### Author: ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/32 "2008-05-08T15:21:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Sigmagirl]  
I think you mean Dick Schaap. But Dick Shaft is funnier.  
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That’s the one. It still probably got him _called_ Dick Shaft in grade school, though.  
**Q.E.D.** , isn’t “Richard Head” the name of Butthead’s stepfather?

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### Author: ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/33 "2008-05-08T15:27:00Z")

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Wasn’t there a football player named Fair Hooker?

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### Author: ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/34 "2008-05-08T15:28:58Z")

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“You changed your name…_to_ Latrine?”  
“Yeah. Used to be Shithouse!”  
“…Good change. That’s a good change.”

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### Author: ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/35 "2008-05-08T15:42:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha]  
Wasn’t there a football player named Fair Hooker?  
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There was indeed! He played for the Browns.

[http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/H/HookFa00.htm](http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/H/HookFa00.htm)

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### Author: ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/36 "2008-05-08T15:42:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
**Q.E.D.** , isn’t “Richard Head” the name of Butthead’s stepfather?  
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Possibly. I’m not a fan.

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### Author: ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/37 "2008-05-08T16:09:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha]  
Wasn’t there a football player named Fair Hooker?  
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There was a girl on my floor freshman year in college named Candy Hooker.

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### Author: ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/38 "2008-05-08T16:10:56Z")

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Let us not forget Rudi Pecker, who was so successful that Misys gave him a [head job in Asia](http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1101709/posts).

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### Author: ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/39 "2008-05-08T16:13:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Maastricht]  
The parents probably just didn’t know what the word meant and thought Latrina sounded like Laetitia, or something.  
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“Lay-a-titty-a”? That’s any better?

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### Author: ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-dislikes-their-child-so-much-at-birth/448544/40 "2008-05-08T16:22:22Z")

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I know an Analy. Her family is not originally from the US. It is pronounced as if it were AnnaLee.

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