# Who do Dopers Look Like in Your Mind? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 12, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291 "2002-12-12T18:38:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/221 "2002-12-18T00:15:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eats\_Crayons \* > \*\*[PIC.](http://webhome.idirect.com/~clzoll/crayons.gif) > \*\* Is that you, **Eats\_Crayons**?? One word… Ooh-la-la!! 😉 (You look a lot like a younger version of somebody I know, named Jo – who was once a Miss America finalist). ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/222 "2002-12-18T00:23:39Z")
Is “Ooh-la-la” just one word? Too short to win Miss America and too cantankerous for Miss Congeniality. Tourists in Toronto sometimes do a doubletake thinking I’m Alanis Morissette (hair is straigther now, so it’s plausible if I’m dressed right). ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/223 "2002-12-18T00:34:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eats\_Crayons \* > \*\ ***Flamster** I knew a kid just like that. Freaked us out one day biting into soap (I was 4, he was about 2). \*\* Oh my! Certainly has Jeas beat by some long-shot there… then again, there was the kid I once knew who used to eat construction paper all the time. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/224 "2002-12-18T01:00:55Z")
Any guesses about me? I figure I’ve been around on the boards long enough. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/225 "2002-12-18T02:28:01Z")
I still picture Noah Hathaway in the movie version of _Neverending Story_… So, sorry… ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/226 "2002-12-18T14:18:32Z")
oh, i was really off, there, Eats Crayons. Sorry! You look like a **much** better looking Melissa Rivers. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/227 "2002-12-18T15:29:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eats\_Crayons \* > \*\* > > Tourists in Toronto sometimes do a doubletake thinking I’m Alanis Morissette (hair is straigther now, so it’s plausible if I’m dressed right). \*\* You mean naked? You’re really too pretty for your name. “eats crayons” does smack of ralph wiggums, as an earlier poster said, so I didn’t picture you as a looker. But I like the mismatch between name and appearance. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/228 "2002-12-18T17:50:52Z")
> [@](#): > > URRrrrgggghhhh…Oh…so many…voices…So many dead people talking…my head is full… This is stellar. I must steal it for my sig line! ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/229 "2002-12-19T12:23:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eats\_Crayons \* > \*\*BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! I really like that one! > > [PIC.](http://webhome.idirect.com/~clzoll/crayons.gif) > > **Flamster** I knew a kid just like that. Freaked us out one day biting into soap (I was 4, he was about 2). \*\* THAT’S you??:eek: I have to say, pretty good! All this time, you think you know a person…😃 My Edwardian expertise never predicted that! ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/230 "2002-12-19T12:24:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*This is stellar. I must steal it for my sig line! \*\* Go ahead, I would be honored!😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/231 "2003-01-07T03:11:51Z")
Hey, ya’ shallow bastids and sumbitches… …what I look likey? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JerseyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/232 "2003-01-07T04:40:15Z")
This is a cool thread. I am curious to know what you guys think of me! **People who have not met me** … I am almost scared 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/233 "2003-01-07T07:10:23Z")
I think **NoClueBoy** might look like John Cusack, but with blonde hair. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/234 "2003-01-07T07:14:42Z")
Oooo! Now me! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/235 "2003-01-07T15:09:02Z")
\*\*NoClueBoy \*\* for some reason, is Chris Farley, only thinner. \*\*Kal \*\* your link didn’t work. How am I suppose to see your Yul Brynner likeness if the Gods of Technology ( or Hamsters of Doom ™ ) are in a snit? 😃 \*\*Vivalostwages \*\* looks like the young elvis in a dark leather jacket, but in the unemployement line. \*\*Atreyu \*\* is a kamikaze pilot complete with the Japan Sun on the head band thing. \*\*Daowajan \*\* is a Japanese warrior or some kind of Jedi Knight/Tolkein elf thing going on in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/236 "2003-01-07T15:53:49Z")
Jersey, you’ve already said you look like that picture of Angelina Jolie. But please post a link to a real photo of you so’s I can see what all the fuss is about.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/237 "2003-01-07T15:59:18Z")
It’s working ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/238 "2003-01-07T16:02:53Z")
It’s working now **Shirley**. Don’t know why **Washte** agreed with the Yul Brynner suggestion, I have almond shaped eyes (and my skin can go really olive) but that’s about it. Like I’ve said before; I look like a weird mutation of Mick Foley and Lovejoy. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/239 "2003-01-07T16:12:48Z")
Now that is freaking bizarre - I didn’t even preview until I’d typed all of my post! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/240 "2003-01-07T21:48:49Z")
Combine **shirly** ’s and **viva** ’s guesses and you’d be pretty darn close. My hair is about 8 shades of blonde to med brown. If I can ever figure out this digicam a local realtor gave me, I’ll post a pic on the teemings page. I know what **Vivalostwages** looks like. She was on that page of Doper’s pics. (her’s a cutie) I would like to see a pic of **His4ever**. I think she probably looks like XuXa from that Telemundo show. (think hot, hot, hot) **Tars Tarkus** is an ever so slightly effeminate Mel Gibson. (I don’t know why) Is **Shirly** a guy or a girl? I picture a large, John Goodman type of guy, wearing a blonde curly wig and a little girl dress. If a girl… Halle Berry. With glasses. **Joe Cool**? Snoopy. **Polycarp**? Alex Trebeck-ish. But with a receding hair line. And dressed like a cowboy. **Sauron** …a large eye. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291.md?page=13)