# Who do Dopers Look Like in Your Mind? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 12, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291 "2002-12-12T18:38:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/261 "2003-01-09T11:27:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by XJETGIRLX \* > **FairyChatMom is Glenda the Good Witch of the East from the Wizard of Oz** Gee, that’s the second time that’s been mentioned. While I certainly am the embodiment of all that is good and wholesome and sparkley[sub] \[/sub] I’m afraid the only thing I have in common with Glenda would be tits, and even then, mine are more impressive than hers (according to my husband) 😃 My voice is lower, my hair is darker, and you’re more likely to find me in jeans and a t-shirt than a poofy, bespangled gown. And I usually travel in a van rather than a big bubble. But I shall endeavor to maintain my sweet, lovable, squeeky-clean image in order not to crush any impressions or expectations. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/262 "2003-01-09T12:09:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*Anthracite - dark greying hair, dark eyes, short in height, angularly thin. Badly scarred face from car accident (100+ facial stiches - do I need to draw a picture?) that makes people either turn away or supress a smirk. > \*\* Actually, mate, the face scar isn’t really noticeable at all - certainly not at first sight. Dark hair with spits and spots of grey, brown eyes (quite Welsh looking), short to medium height and thin - can’t argue with that. And actually there is an Alanis Morrisette resemblance, so whoever pointed that out was near the mark. I know that’s a really late reply to something in this thread, but I hadn’t looked at it until now. Anyway. Does anyone who hasn’t seen a pic of me want to imagine what I look like? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/263 "2003-01-09T12:36:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic so long ago… \* > \*\*Hey, ya’ shallow bastids and sumbitches… > > …what I look likey? 🙂 \*\* Ahem. You? You look like a stud. A total stud; a stud so studly that, should “stud” be spelled with more letters, you’d deserve every single one of dem consonants and vowels (unless you’re spelling it in Welsh; in which case you don’t get any vowels because they use none in that language ;)). In Deutsch, a stud is a Bolzen, which sounds like “bold”, which is what you are: bold. Or, **bold**. Never mind that a Bolzen is probably something like a wall stud–AltaVista’s Babel Fish translator doesn’t see the difference, so why should you? All it sees is “SkipMagic ist ein Bolzen”. And I agree. I wish this post could go on forever in honor of your studliness, but I feel the poor hamsters would eventually keel over, dead, due to the awesome responsibility of keeping up a thread touting your… well, _studiddity_. You stud. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/264 "2003-01-09T13:18:39Z")
Do me! Do me! Do me! ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/265 "2003-01-09T13:32:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pravnik \* > \*\*Do me! Do me! Do me! \*\* So we can skip dinner then?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/266 "2003-01-09T13:49:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pravnik \* > \*\*Do me! Do me! Do me! \*\* It’s gotta be the name… Big hurkin, bald, jolly Russian, with belly laugh that shakes the rafters. But, because you live in Tejas… Add a huge black Stetson and a few longhorns… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/267 "2003-01-09T14:11:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joe\_Cool \* > \*\*Um, is that a compliment or not? \*\* Well, yes. I just pictured you almost exactly like you look. You look fine, don’t worry! I picture **Monty** as somewhat Kurt Russellesque. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/268 "2003-01-09T14:36:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Washte \* > \*\*It’s gotta be the name… Big hurkin, bald, jolly Russian, with belly laugh that shakes the rafters. But, because you live in Tejas… Add a huge black Stetson and a few longhorns… > > 😃 \*\* 😃 😃 Oh my word, you nailed me! Are you sure we haven’t met? If anyone wants to see a picture, here’s the only “presentable” one I know of online. 1. Go to [http://www.txs.circ5.dcn/news/awardceremony/fullimage.htm](http://www.txs.circ5.dcn/news/awardceremony/fullimage.htm) 2. Go to page 3 3. Click on the third picture down on the third row, awardpic69.JPG The four people left to right are my co-law clerk, the judges secretary, my judge, and me. Not a bad picture, I guess, but I look a little too clean cut, even for a work photo. I’ll try to post a link to something a little more “representative” later. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/269 "2003-01-09T15:25:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\* > Interesting. In my mind, I’ve always pictured myself kind of like the monstre on the left in[this picture](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/bb_gosmr1.jpg). > > But I’ll have to look for the one you mention, and see if I want to change my image… 😉 \*\* That’s the one, the very same! (Don’t remember what he’s called though) Now add a dash of Pacino (a la _Devil’s Advocate_) and my 'lil creation is complete! Voila! ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/270 "2003-01-09T15:30:16Z")
Hmmm… do I dare ask? Yeah, I do dare. What to I look like to you folks? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/271 "2003-01-09T15:34:33Z")
Thats hard to say, not knowing if your a guy or gal. I’ll say 20;s tall, sandy blonde hair, thin. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/272 "2003-01-09T15:46:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cornflakes \* > \*\*Hmmm… do I dare ask? > Yeah, I do dare. What to I look like to you folks? \*\* A big rooster? Standing near a bowl of milk? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/273 "2003-01-09T15:51:24Z")
I’ve always pictured **Yosemitebabe** as some sort of sexy park ranger. You know with the hat, tight blouse, short shorts and a good piece of rope at her side. (for climbing you perv) ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/274 "2003-01-09T20:16:53Z")
**pravnik** , your link didn’t work, I’m afraid. Would like to see a picture though. So I was close eh? Hhhmmm… must be near the full moon… ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/275 "2003-01-09T20:26:20Z")
That’s strange. Maybe it only works on internal computers or something. Did it work for anyone else? Anyway, I’ll email it to you, **Washte**. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/276 "2003-01-09T20:57:51Z")
I picture **XJetGirlX** running around in a Jet Cheerleader uniform, all bouyant, bouncy and the embodiment of pure, undiluted \*evil \*. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/277 "2003-01-09T23:02:48Z")
Hmmm, maybe I _should_ think of a better name. I picked this one out of a total lack of inspiration. **vanilla** , you were close, but add about fifteen years, some weight and brown (and gray) hair dye to the trimmed beard and the hair that’s left. ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/278 "2003-01-09T23:32:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*I picture **XJetGirlX** running around in a Jet Cheerleader uniform, all bouyant, bouncy and the embodiment of pure, undiluted \*evil \*. \*\* [Heh.](http://members.aol.com/XJETGIRLX/images/moidraw.jpg) Strangely enough, I was a cheerleader for a short time. A very short time. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/279 "2003-01-10T00:21:09Z")
Hah! **XJetGirlX** That is so cool. You look like a warrior princess…you …are…\*evil \*. Can I touch you? 😃 (did you draw that?} ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/280 "2003-01-10T00:37:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*Hah! > > **XJetGirlX** That is so cool. You look like a warrior princess…you …are…\*evil \*. 😉 _Evil_, but in a good way! > [@](#): > > Can I touch you? > 😃 > > (did you draw that?} \*\* The answers are yes, and go for it, but not necessarily in that order :😁: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291.md?page=15)