# Who do Dopers Look Like in Your Mind? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 12, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291 "2002-12-12T18:38:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/281 "2003-01-10T00:42:28Z")
Oh, but I look a little different with [short](http://members.aol.com/XJETGIRLX/images/alitadraw.jpg) hair. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/282 "2003-01-10T03:41:03Z")
I don’t want to disappoint anyone, [but…](http://www.geocities.com/interface2x/colin2000.jpg) \*This picture is on Geocities and sometimes you have to cut and paste it into your address bar, so here it is: [http://www.geocities.com/interface2x/colin2000.jpg](http://www.geocities.com/interface2x/colin2000.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/283 "2003-01-10T05:29:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by XJETGIRLX \* > **😉 _Evil_, but in a good way!** Where does your name come from? NY Jets fan, the Chron Gen song, or something even more mysterious? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/284 "2003-01-10T10:11:08Z")
Caution. Newbie speaking. Dumb comments ahead… I don’t usually try to place faces with usernames. I actually forget about 90% of the usernames I see. For some reason, though, **Esprix** stuck out in my head (I think the guy’s hilarious). At first I thought he was female… yes, even despite his 9,000 official “Ask the Gay Guy” threads. This was before I’d seen any of them, of course. I’d been picturing him as this really cute 20something girl wearing gap clothing, finished off with a dark brown ponytail. That is until I stumbled upon his other posts and realized he was a guy… a _gay_ guy. Then I all of a sudden envisioned him as Stanford from Sex and the City. Yes, I know. I’m an awful person full of awful stereotypes. In all seriousness, Esprix doesn’t even seem like he would look _anything_ like Stanford. I suppose that whole sandy brown haired beach boy thing may be more fitting, but I still can’t get that Stanford image out of my head. As for **Flamsterette** , I know she’s Chinese and all, but I can’t stop picturing her as a roller-blading redhead. Me and my stubborn imagination. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/285 "2003-01-10T10:30:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*I’ve always pictured **Yosemitebabe** as some sort of sexy park ranger. You know with the hat, tight blouse, short shorts and a good piece of rope at her side. (for climbing you perv) \*\* Bless your heart. You just keep thinkin’ that, honey. I have no problem with that at all… (If you only knew!) 🙂 I sometimes discover myself in a tight blouse, though. And I often wear Yosemite-branded hats. And Yosemite National Park denim shirts—like the ones the employees wear. But the short-shorts and the whip are not a usual part of my wardrobe! I see **Duck Duck Goose** as being a 30 or 40-something nice-looking lady, medium height, who could lose maybe 10 pounds (but she looks nice). She has sandy-colored hair. **Monty** is dark-haired, 50-ish, and often wears those mirrored sunglasses. **Celtic Cowboy** wears green cowboy hats. ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/286 "2003-01-10T13:58:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joe\_Cool \* > \*\*Where does your name come from? NY Jets fan, the Chron Gen song, or something even more mysterious? \*\* It’s actually a reference to my [favorite comic book](http://www.geocities.com/chateaumarmont/index.html). I’m the one on the [right](http://www.gurlpages.com/rainbow666/images/tgbath.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/287 "2003-01-10T15:33:45Z")
**Yosemitebabe** Strange that you changed rope to whip but, hey that works too! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/288 "2003-01-10T15:50:25Z")
**rastahomie** shall forever be in my mind as the character ‘Hermes’ from Futurama. Now that he’s changing his name to **HeyHomie** , I will be stuck with ‘Homie the Clown’ in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/289 "2003-01-10T17:02:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **MeanOldLady** _ > > … **Esprix** stuck out in my head (I think the guy’s hilarious). At first I thought he was female… yes, even despite his 9,000 official “Ask the Gay Guy” threads. This was before I’d seen any of them, of course. I’d been picturing him as this really cute 20something girl wearing gap clothing, finished off with a dark brown ponytail. That is until I stumbled upon his other posts and realized he was a guy… a _gay_ guy. Then I all of a sudden envisioned him as Stanford from Sex and the City. Yes, I know. I’m an awful person full of awful stereotypes. In all seriousness, Esprix doesn’t even seem like he would look _anything_ like Stanford. I suppose that whole sandy brown haired beach boy thing may be more fitting, but I still can’t get that Stanford image out of my head. 😃 Aw, well, thanks for the compliments. However - who is Stanford? I don’t watch the show. Welcome to the boards, by the way. Have you met **CrankyAsAnOldMan** yet? Sounds like you two would be a match. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/290 "2003-01-10T22:06:56Z")
Yo, **Esprix**. You umm… really don’t want to look like Stanford from Sex and the City. He’s short, fat and bald and looks, acts, dresses and does everything else gayer than anyone alive. If I were you, I’d be mad at me right now for making the comparison. ☹ Try to keep in mind the _good_ things I said about ya. And I have seen **Cranky** on the boards. His name makes me chuckle every time I see it. You’d think it would get old, but it doesn’t. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/291 "2003-01-10T22:19:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanOldLady \* > \*\*Yo, **Esprix**. You umm… really don’t want to look like Stanford from Sex and the City. He’s short, fat and bald and _looks, acts, dresses and does everything else gayer than anyone alive._ > > \*\* Esprix looks like Hermie, the elf that wants to be a dentist from Rudolph. Other than that, the description is spot on. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/292 "2003-01-10T22:48:22Z")
Must… kill… **Weirddave** … for keeping… old joke… alive… And, FTR, **MeanOldLady** , **CrankyAsAnOldMan** is a woman. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/293 "2003-01-10T23:25:14Z")
Whoa, **Cranky** is a woman? I’ve really got to stop using gender-specific adjectives/pronouns/etc until I learn my way around this place. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/294 "2003-01-10T23:44:48Z")
Whoa, I just saw Esprix’s picture on the Teeming Millions page. I think I have a crush. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/295 "2003-01-11T00:30:09Z")
{tee hee} Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/296 "2003-01-11T00:31:36Z")
> [@](#): > > Skerri looks an awful lot like a girl I went to Jr High with whose name was Sherri. > > So she has long dark hair with a kind a late seventies dorky cut that she pulls off. She has a slight olive tint to her skin and dark eyes. She looks a million times better when she sincerly smiles then any other time. Well, I think I look better when I smile. But that’s just me. There’s a picture of me on my [Live Journal](http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=skerri). I’m ridiculously pale, and I have blue eyes and red hair. But you were close on the smile. 😃 **Zebra** is kind of tall, with dark hair and dark eyes. He’s got a wicked grin, and he dresses moderately preppy. He’s got short hair, but sometimes it gets in his eyes. I can’t see him wearing t-shirts, but more of a button-down kind of guy. (Not necessarily oxford style, but definitely not a t-shirt guy.) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/297 "2003-01-11T01:09:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanOldLady \* > \*\*Whoa, I just saw Esprix’s picture on the Teeming Millions page. I think I have a crush. \*\* psssst… ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/298 "2003-01-11T06:18:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > Yosemitebabe > > Strange that you changed rope to whip but, hey that works too! Oh no! You’ve unveiled my deep dark secret whip fetish! 😉 (It comes from all the “Indiana Jones” movies I’ve watched…) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/299 "2003-01-11T15:53:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yosemitebabe \* > \*\*Oh no! You’ve unveiled my deep dark secret whip fetish! 😉 (It comes from all the “Indiana Jones” movies I’ve watched…) \*\* Huh. Since there are only _three_ Indiana Jones movies, I think you have some more s’plaining to do about that whip, doncha know. Damn whipper snappers. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291/300 "2003-01-11T16:58:05Z")
I have seen too many pictures of a lot of the Dopers when I started The Men of the SDMB (long time ago) then it morphed into Shayna’s People Pages and helped her with that. I remember just about everyone’s face I worked on. Wish I still had the back up, I think it’s on a ZIP disk but my latest mother board, I can’t connect it up. RATS. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-dopers-look-like-in-your-mind/142291.md?page=16)