# Who do I have to &^(?%$@ in order to get a telephone line?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-i-have-to-in-order-to-get-a-telephone-line/95404>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 27, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-i-have-to-in-order-to-get-a-telephone-line/95404 "2001-11-27T00:46:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![cantatrice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@cantatrice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantatrice)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-i-have-to-in-order-to-get-a-telephone-line/95404/1 "2001-11-27T00:46:31Z")

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So about a month ago my second phone line was down. I checked out the wiring in the house and everything seemed  
OK. Called Ameritech, they (said they) sent someone out to  
the premises and “it would be fixed before 6 today”.

Repeat 4 times.

Today I had to wait at home this afternoon (much to my  
boss’s displeasure) for someone to come out and look at  
it. When he was done, he told me “it should be working  
now”. I checked and got a dial tone.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that he had only  
switched around the two lines! Calls to the working line  
are now ringing on the opposite phone and – guess what–  
the other line is STILL NOT WORKING!!!

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-i-have-to-in-order-to-get-a-telephone-line/95404/2 "2001-11-27T02:06:14Z")

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Me. 😃

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**Author:** ![cantatrice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@cantatrice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantatrice)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-i-have-to-in-order-to-get-a-telephone-line/95404/3 "2001-11-27T02:32:40Z")

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do I get my telephone line fixed out of the deal?
